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About Me

i am a strong man who will bash your brains in... with kindness and love. i enjoy soapless showers, the smell of burnt popcorn, picking scabs, chewing uncooked rice, and the sound of those grooves on the shoulders of highways. i have a beautiful wife named sarah and 2 super very attractive puppy dogs williams and bella. they like to eat poop. just the dogs. havent seen sarah eat poop. i assume she doesnt though. i love pancakes and jimmy dean sausage. i am looking foward to enjoying conversations with everyone. drop me a line sometime and we can have dirty cyber sex. --- sorry fellas i dont do cyber sex with men. i only participate in phone sex with them...MY HIGH SCORE IS 17418

My profile was customized by 3 GAY HAMSTERS, A MONKEY FUCKER, AND A WEBBED TOED TRANSSEXUAL MIDGET WITH A YEAST INFECTION AND ANAL WARTS

My Interests

i am very interested in dying an anal virgin.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands in order AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Movies:

top 50 in order -zoolander -true romance -heat -gladiator -300 -fight club -o brother where art thou -usual suspects -the departed -iron monkey -harlem nights -i robot -indiana jones 1-3 -count of monte cristo -payback -lock stock and 2 smoking barrels -rocky 1-4 -the big lebowski -last man standing -scarface -spaceballs -snatch -kill bill 1& 2 -tommy boy -boondock saints -national treasure -resevoir dogs -road trip -batman begins -clay pigeons -blade 1-3 -godfather 1& 2 -superman 1 -lucky number slevin -man on fire -salton sea -suicide kings -l.a. confidential -matrix 1-3 -once upon a time in the west -joe dirt -kung fu hustle -lord of war -red dawn -x men 1-3 -spider man 1& 2 -dodgeball -anchorman -mulholland road -unbreakable

Television:

i cannot watch this celebrity jeopardy episode enough ENJOY IT FUCKERS...

Books:

faithful

Heroes:

they dont exist in our world without some sort of personal gain. even social responsibility has to have media coverage.

My Blog

i want to talk about something i said i would never do that i did...

i have told myself for a long time that i would never watch another tom cruise action movie. honestly they bore me and i find belly button lint with more talent and believable action sequences then th...
Posted by Clinton C. Yeager on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:02:00 PST