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Jeffery

do you remember the time that you got ran over by a car and seagulls ate your mom?... yeah, neither

About Me

I'm Jeff ... obviously. some things about me...
I drink too much,
I don't remember important things.
I love stupid random facts.
I love my mom and my dad.
I love to work myself to the bone.
I'm not a work-aholic, but I work construction and bust by buns every day.
I have a cruel sense of humor.
I hate to be interrupted.
I don't like to be wrong.
I don't really care what others think or say about me if it's negative.
I love to be praised.
I want to be a stand up comedian.
I love sunsets.
I have been cursed as a morning person and I have cursed others.
people hate it.
I have ocd about keeping public areas clean.
portable bathrooms give me the heebie-jeebies.
I act cooler than I really am.
I like football, sometimes.
I love to play outdoors.
I love boating.
I love strawberry milk.
___and beer.
______but not mixed.
I like jack.
___but drink too much of it every time.
I love to draw.
I want a squid.
wow, you must really be interested if you're still reading this nonsensical nonsense.
I like kids.
___in moderation.
I could never teach preschool.
I love to speak sign language.
___even though I look slightly retarded when doing so.
uh... yeah... those are all my random thought for the moment, you could always write me if you're more interested in anything.

My Interests

I have lots. like... at least seven and a half.

I'd like to meet:

Uh... I'd like to meet... uh... humans? mostly.

Music:

Rock! Rise Against is my new favorite band. a really good friend from my past influenced a bunch of my music favorites. for example; the used, rise against, from first to last, one song, I repeat- ONE song by Timbiland. probably more if I wanted to think harder... which I don't ha ha

Movies:

ANYTHING WITH CHRISTAIN BAIL! uh, batman movies, Boondock Saints, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, I love movies that either make me laugh or make me think.

Television:

Family guy... if the TV is even on. oh and history channel!! I love history. most of the time.

Books:

The giver, The Jungle, Hitchhiker's guide, Green eggs and ham, pop out books and coloring books. I'm simple, I know.

Heroes:

I have two basic heroins. My dad and batman.