my dog is cooler than yours |
I say this because mine talks to me...although she only chooses to do this when i'm drunk or high and will refuse to do so in front of other people, she says she won't because other people won't respe...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
don't spill 400 degree oil on yourself |
at work this evening i was retriving some shrimp and while pulling them up about 2 C (that C is for cups for the culinary challenged) onto my knuckles (that's where your hands and your fingers meet fo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
why i'm underrated |
Some guy on the subway, who got on a few stops before i got off, started talking to me simply because we were wearing the same shirt. well we started talking about a bunch of crap. the ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:03:00 GMT |
no sleep, too much internet |
Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - "I Love Rock & Roll" was the number one song the day i was born. bet you didn't know or care for that matter. but now you do know and should care. Why? because Jo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:26:00 GMT |
the egg came first. |
In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new bab...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:31:00 GMT |
space invaders |
sometimes, when iIm playing space invaders I pretend I'm Will Smith from Independence Day. That movie should've won more oscars
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:28:00 GMT |
