After 12yrs.of "living"in Pittsburgh,I had to leave this disgusting city filled with alcoholics,drug addicts,complete assholes,overweight misshapen people with body odor,foul language,bad skin,WORSE hair(Mullett,anyone?)"Yinzers"Actually,I have a love/hate relationship w/'da BurgI'll never live there again..The people in my bum-fuck town are friendly,know how to drive,and keep to themselves.Every roomate(but 2) I had, never picked up after themselves & lived like dirtballs.I like to have fun.I have 7 piercings.Does that make me "cool"?I hate the majority of people that like the things that I like.I am me,the one and only.The Alpha,and the Omega.I do not define myself,and i think 98% of the human race should die a slow and agonizing death.The best quote to describe me comes from the movie SE7EN in one of John Does'notebooks:"On the subway today,a man came up to me to start conversation.He made small talk,a lonely man talking about the weather and other things.I tried to be pleasant and accommodating,but my head hurt from his banality.I almost didn't notice it had happened,but I suddenly threw up all over him.He was not pleased,and I couldn't stop laughing."Other than that,I'm a pretty good guy!Oh,yea..if you use the term"Hipster"in any way,shape,or form.You should be shot.If you're under 25 & say anything is"old-school"disembowel yourself,please.What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
Your Last Words:
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"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
