Im one half sperm and one half egg; ended up popping out in Basingstoke hospital in April 1986 and Ive been making noise ever since. The county of Hampshire is the place that I call home but right now you can find me up in the mighty Nottingham trying to get myself an education just in case I end up falling flat on my face with all of this.I first got writing at the start of college when my mind was in a bit of a state and I was generally just on a bit of a downer. I thought it might be a good idea for me to get all of the negative energy out of my brain and down onto a bit of paper; it was meant to sort my head out but Im still waiting for that to happen.When I first went public with my stuff a lot of people found it hilarious; probably cos looking back I was a bit rubbish. I don’t hear them making comments anymore; maybe they realised that I was actually trying to do something interesting with my life rather than just wasting it away by doing something I don’t really enjoy, and then blowing my wages down the same old boring, lame ass pubs and clubs week in week out. Cheers for the support though lads its really fucking appreciated.Im the antithesis of rap; no drugs, no bling, no fast cars or pimping, just my day to day thoughts so if you think that Im a faker then get your head checked cos you cant be hearing me right. Im just a normal guy who likes beer, loud music, takeaway food, television and hardcore porn; nothing else.
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