Its about time for me to fill this part of the profile out. I'm Jayson! I'm... 19 years old single 5'7" caucasian agnostic unemployed Californian human earthling easy going open minded carbon based fresh & chewy best served over ice easily distractedI don't like... rude people loud people overly crude people meatheads addicts people who shove religion down my throat or for that matter, people who shove ANYTHING down my throat people who lack confidence liars cheaters meatheads jocks venomous animals tight spaces high places mean faces stupid rhyming combos (just kidding) hypocrites words that are difficult to spell mainstremo people who beat themselves up over stupid stuff meatheads people who lack common sense. smart people who think they're too good for everyone else. girls who always whine about how their boyfriends treat them like shit, but stay in the relationship anyway. the aforementioned boyfriends.Above all I hate people who blindly dislike others over stupid prejudices. Whether its race, religion, social status, or even the music you listen to. Don't fall prey to ridiculous stereotypes. Just because you do something I don't like doesn't mean I won't still like you.Just talk to me, dammit.
Through the combined efforts of createblog.com , pimp-my-profile.com , and my own hard laboring over a hot Photoshop, I have finally created a layout that I am proud of. Credit to the background image and the image I used to create my contact box to the left, as well as the network image up top, goes to IVIike .My origin according to Momo:So there once was a fellow named Jayson, who went by the name of Schizmo around all who knew him closely. This name was adopted when a giant robot invaded the country of Zimbabwe and threatened to eat every first born child for the next century. Jayson (who was in the country at the time) decided he wanted to have small African offspring and didn't agree with the robot's raison d'etre. So he devised a small, almost ridiculous plan to trap the mechanical beast in a man made canyon. He then caused a split (otherwise known as Schiz) in the Earth with his almighty...uh...toothbrush of doom...and the robot fell in.Although the robot was intelligent in some ways, it had no knowledge of the letter "N"; and therefore had to replace all N's with the letter M. So when it fell victim to the trap, it went plunging into the dark abyss yelling "Moooooooooooooooooooooo~~~!!!!!!" (pronounced Moe, of course) And thus, the name Schiz-mo was born. Later adapted as Schizmo without the hyphen for shorter, more convenient purposes. I love Momo, but I'm pretty sure she's fucking nuts.
So nuts that she made another one. So there once was a guy named Jayson, who's name was later changed to Schizmo for one specific purpose. The name was brought up to commemorate him as a legend among the townspeople for all of his good deeds and hero-like qualities. The legend goes as follows: The town of Schi was once a town of many poor folk and peasant people who worked on farms and herded sheep for a living. One day a giant hairy creature with a face resembling that of a wolf and the body of a woolly mammoth entered the town from a large beam of light shooting down from the sky. The creature lowered itself downward onto the ground and devoured each and every sheep except one that it was saving for its last dessert. This sheep was a fat juicy one, the farmer's favorite. Its name was Z. As the creature descended upon the quivering sheep, the hero leaped out of a rose bush and stuck a thorn in its eye, rescuing the sheep from the harmful monster. The creature was then slaughtered by Jayson using his chrome plated, steel enforced mohawk. From then on the townspeople would call him the Hero of Schi, and later the Z was added in memory of the sheep he saved. As time passed, the MO was also put into the name as reference to the fatal weapon used to ensure the creature's death. Thus, the name SCHIZMO was born.