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leentje

L the convenient piece of ass

About Me

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I absolutely adore: * INTERPOL!!!!!!! * la bella Italia * my daily trainingsessions at the gym and the way my body aches afterwards * naughty boys with a hint of facial hair * (sleeve!) tattoos * la fille d'O underwear * running to the mailbox, wearing nothing but skimpy undies just to scare off the neighbors * reading in bed, wrapped like a mummie in freshly washed sheets * chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! * climaxing after a stressful day ... and any other day for that matter * commenting my collection of vibrating toys at family parties * walking barefoot * teasing * taking my car out for a spin in the middle of the night * high heels and the way my legs look when I'm wearing them * sipping mojito's at sundown * men with hot haircuts * to dominate & be dominated * discovering an amaaaaaaazing artist I hadn't heard of yet * Paris and its unique atmosphere * stroking my freshly shaved legs * locking eyes with a cute stranger and feeling my heart pounce out of my chest with excitement * my iPod & iBook * sipping coffee with friends (E&R! yes, you!) whilst laughing our asses off * bootycalls * friendly choking * stuffing my face with all types of freshly baked bread * soft hands * even softer legs * fortune cookies * massage showerheads (lifesavers - for obvious reasons) * getting all dolled up, just for the fun of it * the soothing sound of someone sleeping next to me * pulling hair * kissing in the shower * practically wetting myself watching British sitcom * bagels with cream cheese & smoked salmon * Tom Ford * flipping through glossy magazines * soft bodies * rock-hard body parts * Cyanide & Happiness comics * Victoria's Secret fashionshows * horny text messages * the smell of new books * sunflowers * oldschool love letters * 80's movies * long nails scratching delicate skin * that yummie tingling sensation right before you kiss someone for the first time * and yes ... that other first time too * snow angels * private sauna's * to seduce and be seduced * opening the shutters in the morning to find the sun shining full blast * self-esteem boosts * Ben & Jerry's ice cream * heavy petting * finding the perfect little black dress * tickling my cat's belly * non-fluffy handcuffs * excellent kissers * long eyelashes * exotic fruits * jacuzzi's * luscious lips * freshly squeezed orange juice * orchids * lots 'n' lots of candles * reading in the bathtub * freckles * old cartoons * foreign accents * Ché-magazine (for the great articles, indeed) * fancy coats * imperfections * buying new make-up even though I've got plenty * witty conversations * offensive T-shirts * people who've got a mind of their own * Nutella * my goddaughter Falke (luv' her to death) * dimples * books * ... even bad ones * white grapes * painting my fingernails * LOUD music * holding hands * sarcasm * Boon's iced cappucino * smells that take me back to my childhood * my scars even though they're ugly as hell * silly words * brilliant lyrics * smokey eyes * corsets * a good ol' spanking * laughing like a baboon * www.hornymanatee.com * roadtrips and giving the obligatory road-head * playing peek-a-boo * observing people * hiding beneath the covers * freaky coincidences * Petit Gervais * vintage Citroën DS (someday you'll be mine! MIIIIINE!) * Najib Amhali * MEN WHO DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A PUSSY WITH A GIRL ATTACHED TO IT!!! * New Wave music * french kissing someone who's just had a sip of Amaretto * www.highglossdolls.com * raising my hemlines so high that the whole world is my gyneacologist * fancy dinners * authentic pizza-places * dancing with my goddaughter * jumping on top of my dad when he least expects it and then bite his toes * thanking the ATM-machine when it's kind enough to fork over some cash * my new Marilyn Monroe-like pumps * drinking Amaretto Sour with the girls @ Figaro - best damn jazz-bar in Krete * touring around Santorini on a kick-ass Vespa * walking around in the woods when it's raining - listening to the sound of raindrops hitting the leaves * anything with John Cleese in it * or Hugh Laurie for that matter * balsamic vinegar * Mac-computers * raiding all-you-can-eat-sushi-buffets with dirty D * eating Oreo's in bed * boiling hot showers * stealing books from hotellobby's * Cordelia-cartoons! ...

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

You! my own lil' freak ... cuz' ... if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there, there's another little FREAK that will love us, understand us, kiss our THREE HEADS and make it all better. * my own future pair of CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN RED SOLE PUMPS! * men who can manage to treat me like an actual person instead of a pussy on legs for a fucking change *

Music:

Depeche Mode * Interpol * Editors * She wants revenge * Placebo * Soulwax * Adam Ant * Coldplay * Massive Attack * Joy Division * Damien Rice * Goldfrapp * Front 242 * My morning jacket * Bonnie "Prince" Billie * Marilyn Manson * Dave Gahan * Duran Duran * Fad Gadget * Moloko * Franz Ferdinand * The national * Roxy Music * The Arcade Fire * Peaches * Siouxie and the banshees * Madonna * Vive la fête * The Prodigy *Juliette and the licks * Daan * Bloc party * Cabaret Voltaire * The Bravery * early Prince * TV on the radio * Brian Ferry * Fischerspooner * Stereophonics * The white stripes * Nine Inch Nails * The Killers * Johnny Cash * QOTSA * Nick Cave * The Organ * Sisters of Mercy * Laurent Garnier * David Bowie * Sakis Rouvas * ...

Movies:

Requiem for a dream * La vita è bella * Reservoir Dogs * Pretty in pink * La dolce vita * Lucia y el sexo * anything Pixar for my inner goofball * THE BREAKFAST CLUB!!! * The usual suspects * Secretary (kinky!!!) * Porn (whenever my body yearns for immediate relief) * Monty Python * Crash * ...

Television:

The green wing!!!!!

Books:

any book that is not bolted down to another inatimate object

Heroes:

my shrink

My Blog

Hilarious porn flicks

Ever since I stopped working at the video store (mainly 'cuz my boss called me a ho for talking to a customer but what the hell), I've kinda missed browsing through the porn section in search of funny...
Posted by leentje on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

Woensdag 18 oktober

WAT VOORAF GING: Na 4 dagen waarin een onschuldig korstje op m'n neus steeds angstaanjagender vormen ..n kleuren begon aan te nemen, word ik wakker met een - zo mogelijk - n..g wanstaltiger gezicht da...
Posted by leentje on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Pick-up lines

Let's interact! These are some of the dumbest, funniest, ... pick-up lines ever tried on me. Add some of yours!* "Where did you buy those boots? I want to get them too."-> mind you: this line was mutt...
Posted by leentje on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Donderdag 19 oktober

04u27. Jawel. ZEVENENTWINTIG NA VIER en iPod op volle geluidssterkte. Als ik nog ....n nacht naast dat mens moet doorbrengen, versmacht ik ze met een kussen. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ...
Posted by leentje on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST