Which South Park character are you?
Kyle
You are Jewish you really hate Cartman your mom is a biatch ( no offense ) and your dad was once a lawyer / Dolphin AKA Lawfin .
How do you compare?
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I say ennit tho too much.
I go to The Birmingham Theatre School
I fully love my friends.
I have a problem with giving out nicknames to everyone.
I aspire to bring sexy back.
Oh What a lovely war holds a special place in my heart.
My friend finds anti-semetism funny.
Another friend is the funniest and most honest person i know - TGI, nuff said.
You haven't lived until you've hitchy koo'd
Huey is the bee's knee's of rabbits
GBH DOR TGIF MMWM BTS are important acronyms.
I honestly haven't been happier.
Never let Katie make you a Turbo Diesel
Always listen out for the words shocked and appalled, cuz a good laugh isn't far behind
Making the about me section concise is possibly my greatest challenge to date.
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?..
Your Life Is Worth...
$1,037,500 How Much Is Your Life Worth?
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.
Suicide
93%
Gunshot
67%
Poison
67%
Cut Throat
67%
Stabbed
60%
Disappear
53%
Eaten
53%
Suffocated
47%
Disease
47%
Accident
47%
Bomb
40%
Drowning
33%
Natural Causes
13%
How Will You Die??
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF : the survey
Name: Dan Simpson
Birthday: 18th October
Birthplace: ?
Current Location: Birmingham
Eye Color: Blue - Apparently grey when i'm sad though.
Hair Color: Changes frequently, current Dark Brown, Bleach blonde recently.
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left: Left.
Your Heritage: Like a picasso of nationalities.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big biker-esque boots.
Your Weakness: Creating a facade of nonchalence when i first meet people.
Your Perfect Pizza: In the past Texas BBQ Now however i'm addicted to basic margherita.
Goal You Would Like To Acheive This Year: Redeem myself at BTS with the staff.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bed warm, House cold, need coffee.
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, i get rather a lot of eye compliments though.
Your Bedtime: Whenever, what age group is this questionnaire targeted at?
Pepsi or Coke: They both suck unless theirs a splash of malibu. Any fizzy apple flavoured drink is a must however.
McDonalds Or Burger King: Burger King, I could really go for a Bacon Double Cheeseburger meal everytime I think of ol' BK.
Cappuccino Or Coffee: Coffee, Double shot, no milk, no sugar.
Do You Swear: Yeah about an average amount really, i'm not efulgent with my expletives but it does depend on the company, i prefer wordy insults.
Do You Sing: Yeah, i'm at Drama School so it's hard to avoid, i'm not confident at all though, everytime i'm FORCED to sing my knees shake badly.
Do You Shower Daily: No, i wash daily. The effort of standing up when you're exhausted is too much, a bath is like getting extra time in bed.
Have You Been In Love: I am right now, and i have been in the past, these people are luckily still in my life.
Do You Want To Go To College: No, i've been and gone so aspiring for past experiences would be odd.
Do You Want To Get Married: Now i've always said no due to the experiences i encountered with my parents own marriage, however if the right person came along i'd want to be with them forever.
Do You Beleive In Yourself: Sort of. I don't really accept other peoples opinions of my own abilities, if i think i'm crap at something it'll stick. I have high expectations and invariably fall short.
Do You Think You Are Attractive: No, too skinny, too pale, and i usually look like i haven't slept for weeks. To cover that tho i make an extra effort to dress well.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Sometimes. My dad is fantastic, in the past we weren't close at all, but since i've lived with him, we've really become friends and he's very supportive. My mom however hmm.
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Yeah i find them relaxing bizarrely.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just to make myself sound like a complete lush i'll confess that i'm drinking a guinness right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Trying to quit, it's difficult and i occassionally fall off the wagon, but those who know of my smoking habits will see the improvement.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do drugs, just not really my thing.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, actually ooh no, it's at a point now where we don't really date, just spend time together.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sigh, i miss hearing people say mall, erm if the Bullring counts (even though it's a shopping centre) then yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, the reason why, i wish i knew.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes religiously, i'm trying to be more healthy. Plus bread was making me fat, really fat.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No summer holidays have killed my recent stage opportunities, when i get back to BTS i will be every day in some way or another.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Have I been dumped? No, hopefully i won't be either.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I had a bath, not really the same thing though is it?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, not in the last month. Actually not since i was 5. But if only there was a way to prove it.
Ever been Drunk: Oh my god this is the sort of question you'd get in shout magazine. Yes i have been drunk, more than once infact.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, recently too.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: as i've said when i was five and i ate some pick 'n' mix tut tut the shame.
How do you want to Die: Never really given it that much thought, it's inevitable so whichever form it comes in the result is pretty much the same.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Actor/writer/Director aka Woody Allen.
What country would you most like to Visit: North Korea
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Browny Hazely Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Shortish.
Height: hug height, y'know what i mean though, they have to be a good height to hug otherwise it's awkward and arduous.
Number of Drugs I have taken: In a boy/girl ? hmm new heading need here methinks. Couldn't really say how many i've taken not loads though.
Number of CDs I own: Thousands, no exaggeration either.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: None, but i really want one.
Things in Your Past That You Regret: Loads, but i get over them, you have to really.
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