Iain

After my break through track, "You spin me right round" I turned my life to a cesspool of drugs and debauchery. My Live fast but die old lifestyle made me many enemies and after several years on the run after being framed for my friends deaths in a freak petrol fight incident, I was taken in by an old school friend called scott, a kind soul with an unhealthly attraction to stepping on rakes. I now spend most of my time laying low and protecting my jam and cheese from scott. using my underworld contacts to run an illegal happy meal toy smuggling operation in an attempt to save up enough money for extension surgery and change my name to pedro. I'm just a simple man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time but my girlfriend is helping me achieve my dreams of starting anew.