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A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49
{---Basics---}
Name: Jared Colby Simmons
Nickname(s): FunkyColbadina
Age: 25
Birthday: 20 August
Birthplace: Baton Rouge, LA
Current Location: Fort Richardson, AK
Eye Color: the most beautiful shade of hazel that you have ever seen
Hair Color: The most beautiful shade of brown that you have ever seen
Height: The most beautiful.... 6'2"
Weight: 220
Lefty or Righty: I am righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo is the only sign
What Do You Drive: about 300 yards
Screenname: Shark
{---Favorites---}
Color: Green but not like army green only the money green
Number: 67
Band: Dax Riggs
Music Genre: good music dont like to listen to crap
TV Show: Smallville
Movie: Casino Royale, Blades of Fury
Actor: the fat kid in Super Bad
Actress: Sarah Carter
Kind of Movie: Porn. but only if it is a low quality production with absolutley no budget for a script
Cartoon: C.O.P.S.
Sport: Australian Rules Football, and College Footbal
Fast Food Restaurant: Smoothie King
Food: Steak, or Sushi
Ice Cream: Ben and Jerry's
Cereal: shreaded wheat
Candy: snickers
Drink: Bourbon and Coke
Alcoholic Beverage: Bourbon
Quote: Finish It
{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: Yes and I love them all
Have any pets: only drunken roomates
Have a job: kinda
Have a cellphone: no
Have any special talents or skills: plenty
Have any fears: plenty
Have a bedtime: yeah and this is keeping me up past it so I need to hurry
Sing in the shower: I do and do so well
Want to go to college: yes Im goin back again also
Get along with your parents: Hell yeah My peeps kick ass
Have any piercings: nope
Have any tattoos: 2
Swear: you are goshdarn tootin
Smoke: tryin to quit
Drink: tryin to start
Do Drugs: nope
{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: once upon a time
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Are you single: yeah
Are you in a relationship: no
Do you have a crush on someone: yeah
Ever been dumped: yeah
Ever dumped someone: nope
{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: veggie
Black or White: white
Lights On or Lights Off: lights on and mirrors
TV or Movie: movie
Car or Truck: truck
Cash or Check: cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: you commies American Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Muffin
Winter Break or Spring Break: Spring
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: yeah and did well
Smiled for no reason: Yeah but I forget why
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Talked to someone you don't know: yeah but I found out who they were shortly afterwards so does this count
Drank alcohol: no I destroy alcohol
Done drugs: yes but I did not exhale
Partied 'til the sun came up: and then down again
Gotten a ticket: sure
Been arrested: yes
Been convicted of a crime: nope
Been in a wreck: yeah
Been out of the country: yeah FUCK YOU IRAQ
{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: nope
Ever TP'd someone's house: yeah
Ever egged someone's house: yeah
How many languages do you speak: 1
Who do you compare yourself to: Brad Pit but he always wins... except once
Ever regret anything: takin this survey
Do you like being tickled: only if it leads to sex other wise leave me the hell alone
What are your goals: live long and prosper
Are your fingers tired: no because I have been pacing myself
Are you tired of this survey: Yeah asshole
Are you happy: I think I gotta go change my underwear
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Music:

Toby Kieth, Luther Vandross, Eagles, Metallica, Linkin Park... hmm well ok I guess anything especially Prince, and Moris day and the mother fuckin time Yo .. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Mall Ratz, Patton, Busty Vixens, Lionheart, Cliffhanger, And pretty much all of the SnakeEater collection. I love Horrible movies that are just designed for fun.

Television:

Family Guy and One Tree Hill, But only because of Dan he is the biggest asshole ever and he is my role model

Heroes:

the usual Superman, Batman and, Luther Vandros

My Blog

Everyday Normal Guy

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Posted by Colby on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

Flea Market

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Posted by Colby on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST

What Up

What UP.  yep, this is the regular Colby now. Just wanted to yell at some people on the last blog. Wanted everyone to know that I am not insane, (as far as you know) but I have a pretty firm gras...
Posted by Colby on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

The Key to a Virtuous Life - "Charity"

Dear Relatives, friends and associates,            I write to you today with notion of a very noble cause. My friend and I have seen muck suffering am...
Posted by Colby on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

People

For the past couple of weeks I have been taking quite the regimen of pills and powders, all for the sake of staying fit and not going insane while stuck in this alcohol free land. I am starting to rea...
Posted by Colby on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

im in iraq. hmm... now what??

Well this place is fun. I have always wanted to go overseas. You know kinda just soak yourself up in their culture. This is my chance. here I am. In Iraq. in iraq. IN IRAQ. hey everybody come down to...
Posted by Colby on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST