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crackalackin

will breakdance for money!

About Me

i hate your face...i love long walks through the crack tracks of m-town... i use to eat paint chips as a kid, now i just drink that shit out the bucket...killer whales will never kill me...wham sucks...i'm on to you ace...i have shoes...your girlfriend will not stop calling me...i believe i can fly...i could eat more hotdogs than that little korean dude,but i don't wanna...cactuses should be used instead of cacti...i can't spell very weel...i can't smell too good either...i think a fight between a llama and a camel would be a close one...my twin is cooler than everyone...erik has peed on the carpet in my house more than my puppy dog...jd is my gay lawyer...kaz is about to blow up...mark wants to burn down my house...kevin needs to get the band back together...sitting down and standing up...i only trust dead people...i think a tossed salad should only have one meaning...basketball players are usually taller than me...i can bowl using only three fingers...one day i want to explore uncharted land,like west memphis...everyday is glorious when you got your head right...spiders...i can see...i have robot ears...peace already beeotches...i bet i could throw this football over them mountains...i need a nice cool drink to quench my sexiness...why would you have a cake if your not going to eat it too...there is a hole in my head where my brain use to be...tennessee side sippin...i'm here for the gang bang...it is later than it has ever been...i CAN believe it's not butter...getch me a dolla out yo pocket...chain link...work truck...trezvent...green glass wall...i want to see the future and forget the past...i'm talkin bout wife swapin Hyde...can you pass me theWHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?...balloon land...i learned it by watching you!
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My Interests

weapons & new moves!

I'd like to meet:

hot beeotchs - cool humans - strange life forms-people that know a thing or two about a thing or two.

Music:

happiness is a warm gun... bang,bang,shoot,shoot!

Movies:

anything with eric roberts in it!

Television:

is probably one of the best inventions of all times.

Books:

check em out! read about cars and stars, playin' electric guitars, or cops that work hard patrolin' the boulevard, a heavyweight champ and his craziest bout, books check em out!

Heroes:

people in spandex!?!