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Mike Brinker

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About Me

I hate people. Are you people?

My Interests

anesthesia

I'd like to meet:

someone quiet

Music:

i love metal, metal loves me, metal has metal, mmmm mmmm metal

Movies:

office space

Television:

house, animal planet, life in the ER, critial hour, cops (i'm a closet redneck), that horrible metal show on public access.

Books:

cook

Heroes:

ricky schroeder

My Blog

my favorite joke

A teenager was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall next to an old man.  The teenager had a very tall, multi-colored mohawk with a goat-tee and sideburns to match.  The old man made several...
Posted by Mike Brinker on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:25:00 PST

The Nine Satanic Sins

1. StupidityThe top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. Its too bad that stupidity isnt painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. I...
Posted by Mike Brinker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas Shopping

In the midst of my preparation for suicide, I am reminded of the mortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank WHAT?!?!?!?"
Posted by Mike Brinker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST