Sean

I'm damn sexy and love girls to run their fingers through my silky, smoothe, perfectly groomed, shiny, splended, manly hair. I like to cuddle. (I'm not gay but I'm sure my roommates are) "not that there is anything wrong with that" (seinfield) I do a great impersonation of a black guy. If you have trouble smiling call me i can make things happen. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time and too damn good to let it go by without enjoyment. You should feel happy, excited, and grateful when you wake up in the morning because not everyone does. When you think you got it bad just remember someone has it worse. You are loved. Love your family and friends. Loyalty and trust should be the main quality in a friend. A kid is riding the bus to school and he sits right behind the bus driver. He says to the bus driver "If my daddy was a bull and my mommy was a cow I'd be a little bull. If my daddy was a male elephant and my mommy was a female elephant I'd be a little male elephant. If my daddy was a male bear and my mommy was a female bear I'd be a little male bear." This goes on for several minutes untill the bus driver loses it and says "If your daddy was a drunk and your mommy was a hooker you know what you would be?" The little boy said "Yep I'd be a bus driver." (if you are a bus driver and were offended by that joke than you didnt understand what i was trying to say) ps: i love kasey tomlinson because she is the most beautiful girl in the world. Proof read by Kasey Tomlinson