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About Me

I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet. But jumping queues and makin' haste, just ain't my cup of meat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sir Richard Francis Burton, Barack Obama, Henri Charriere, Tom Neale, Thor Heyerdahl, Howard Hughes, Marc Emery, Devendra Banhart, Ray Davies, JJ Abrams, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, George W. Bush

My Blog

Thought this water keeps our whistles wet, I've never been less thirsty

Just a shout out to all those effected by the flood back home, be smart, be safe, and a word of advice....there is a rather large authentic viking ship at the hjemkost center that might come in handy,...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:40:00 GMT

J-Dawg Fallon, brah!

Out of anyone in the world who could've replaced Conan O'Brien, NBC chose Jimmy Fallon. Yes the Jimmy Fallon that struggled through every line on SNL and couldn't keep a straight face in any skit. Yes...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:51:00 GMT

Speed up so I can support the troops!

Why is it that the worst drivers always have car magnets for supporting the troops? I have nothing against the car magnets personally, but is there some sort of a connection here of too much patriotis...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:34:00 GMT

Festival Express

Right now I am watching what could be one of the best music documentaries ever. It's called Festival Express and its about a genius who rented a private train and gathered up The Grateful Dead, Janis ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:08:00 GMT

Bud "the Dud" Selig

This is a great article talking about how big of a fuck up Bud Selig has been for Major League Baseball and how ridiculous it is he faces no consequences. Very good.http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-sp...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:37:00 GMT

The Powdered Mustache

Former Jaguars WR Matt Jones was released from jail recently...and also released from the Jaguars. The reason? Drinking a beer while playing a round of golf. Granted it was in violation of his plea ag...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:31:00 GMT

The Penis of Dr. Manhattan, among other things.

I checked out the Watchmen movie on the IMAX the other day. All in all I'd say it was a pretty good movie. What really ground me gears however were the surprising number of parents there with their yo...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:48:00 GMT

Fannypacks and fishing hats

Things are starting to green up a little bit and the weather is staying mild, and the tourists...the tourists are running wild. I decided to go hiking and visit "my spot" to relax and do a little read...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:42:00 GMT

Florence, Colorado

I had the joy, or should I say lack thereof, of driving through Florence, Colorado today. The whole town looks like no one has put an ounce of effort into taking care of anything, and just when you th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Doei Nederlands

The Flyin' Dutchmen are taking a beating against the US so I'm just assuming that they are going to lose, so with that I would just like to give them a congrats for what they did in the WBC. Just for ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:28:00 GMT