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Aaron&Melody

People aren’t chocolates with chewy centers. They’re bastard-coated bastards with a bastard fill

About Me



OH, WHAT WE WOULD GIVE FOR RAIN !

"Any fool can learn to romance 1,000 women in a lifetime. The trick is to romance the SAME woman for a lifetime."

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey."

"Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock."

My Interests

Please see the following list of nouns:alternatives, animation, antiquity, architecture, art, artifacts, astrology, astronomy, awareness, balance, bliss, books, cheese, chi, comics, comprehension, conciousness, consequences, conservation, conversation, cosmic gravity, creativity, crushes, culture, debate, design, destiny, deviance, dischord, drawing, duality, earth, ecstasy, energy, epiphany, equality, ethics, evolution, fact, faith, fantasy, fate, fire, freedom, games, gard-duck, graphics, guitar, happiness, harmony, health, hentai, history, homeopathy, honesty, idealism, ideas, innovation, intuition, invention, language, law, life, logic, love, men, morality, movies, music, myth, nature, nirvana, otherness, painting, peace, people, perversion, photography, play, pragmatism, preservation, psy, randomness, reincarnation, religion, revolution, right, ritual, sarcasm, sci-fi, science, secrets, senselessness, sexuality, space, spirituality, submission, supernatural, superstition, sushi, time, tolerance, tradition, transcendence, travel, truth, understanding, universal magnetics, water, wind, witty banter, women, world domination.

Oh - and shiny things

I'd like to meet:

Really, we'd meet anyone once. The most interesting person, may be the person you'd least expect. Still, you might not want to hang out with that person.

My World Visitor Map!

Music:

Between the two of us we like just about everything to one degree or another.

Movies:

All the Kevin Smith Flicks, Sci-fi/fantasy, Comedy, Comic Book based movies, and one of us is a fan of the really random independant films that make you wonder why you're not making movies too...

Television:

We are currently devoting our TV time to - in no particular order - Smallville, Heroes, Rescue Me, Ghost Hunters and anything else about ghosts or hauntings, Teen Titans, Robot Chicken, Law&Order: CI & SVU, Nip Tuck, The Shield, AquaTeenHungerForce, Family Guy, The Closer, Saved, CSI, House, Supernatural, and Medium. Of course we always keep Star Trek Deep Space 9 and Star Trek The Next Generation on standby. I hear they're going to start running the Original Series again, too. Oh, God, we have to get out of the house.

Books:

Graphic Novels, Regular Novels, the backs of cereal boxes - but never the instruction manual.

Heroes:

The people who find time to do stuff.

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty" "You must be the change you want to see in the world."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Pops

Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy Who's Your Daddy?

My Blog

Blah, humbug

Here are some random thoughts and events:   Ø     Is it wrong to buy your dog clothes?  What if it is for the sole purpose of mocking him?  What if it turns out that...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

Laughing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh

Lately I've been thinking about the past, about the memories that stick with you.  I was supposed to think of the most traumatic memories in my life.  At first I didn't think I'd come up wit...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

How to Remove Unwanted Freckles

This morning I sucker kicked Freckles in the face. It was hilarious and a complete accident, so it is okay to laugh. Just as I was swinging my legs out of bed, he jumped up to get on our bed (which he...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

And the beat goes on, and on, and on....

A glimpse into my work...enjoy! H:  "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm like only attracted to, like, really super, super attractive hot guys.  Is that like bad?" C:  "Oh, ...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Rum and Monkeys

The following blog was generated for me by the Rum and Monkey site because I was too lazy to write my own.  I apparenatly have the energy to answer questions that barely apply to me - if it is in...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

Thanksgiving Pilgrimage...(pun intended)

Tonight/this morning after I get off of work we are leaving for California.  I have no idea when we will actually get into town.  We may make a stop in L.A. for a few hours.  We are pre...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

RIP: CounterCultureCafe

Our coffeshop got repossessed.  I guess that's what happens when you put a bunch of dirty hippy punks in charge.  This is a huge loss.  It was our only 24 hour coffeeshop.  Plus it...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

Sleep with one eye open

Can someone please tell me if putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep will really make them pee?  Please include any stories.  I think they should test this on MythBusters.&nb...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

The Gift Horse

I still don't have a car. Don't ask me why. I have no good excuses, but I do have some ideas.I love spending time with Aaron as we get ready to leave for work together. I love watching him sleep for j...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

I guess love really is blind

My sister Sarah just sent me some pictures of her new baby - Rion.  Those of you who know me know that I cannot see something incredibly freakish and not share it with other people. So with ...
Posted by Aaron&Melody on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST