You're that Fox Sports guy right?

Watermelon is the only good flavor of Jolly Rancher candies, I will say that. Thank you for agreeing with me. If you say Sour Apple, I will stab you in the jaw! Sour Apple sucks! If you believe that Sour Apple is good, you meet me in the lobby after the show, I'll be the guy stabbing jaws. There's not too many of us out there. Just look for the guy stabbing jaws, that's me. Come up, say "hello," and I'll stab you in the jaw.
"Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."