I have been training my whole life to become the next Chuck Norris. I hope someday to be able to kill people with a devistating round house kick. So far I have been unsuccessful.
I am probably the only person you will meet that will take his pants off at a party for 10 cents. I just laugh at the people that will give me more to do it. He he he suckers. Do you want to know the meaning of life? If so send 5 dollars to my address and I will bestow the answer to life's question... Send money now and get a free t-shirt and a girls gone wild video. I am also a master of the crackhead dance shown below!!
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? I love going to my cabin on a lake
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza
Mansion or Penthouse? I prefer the cardboard box
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Hell yeah I gots one at my cabin
Are you afraid of clowns? Dude Bozo was the shit
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 2 older brothers
Favorite band/group? Tenacious D
Baseball or football? Baseball
Favorite brand of makeup? I don't know I've used so many I can't decide
Waffles or pancakes? Waffles
Do you have an IPod? I wish I did
Bike or scooter? I prefer my two feet
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No but I am able to inflate one
How will you celebrate turning 21? Going to old mexico and stumbling back to my crib
What brand computer do you have? HP
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 3
Favorite city? San Francisco It's just SUPER there
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice creme
Do you think you are fat? I cry everynight thinking that
Ever throw up in a public place? Ummm... does Cara's kitchen count?
Do you have a pool? No but I can break into Tyler's house anytime
Ever drive a car? No I ride a horse everywhere
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 2-3
Last movie you saw? The departed (go see it!!!!)
Who is your hero? Jack Black
How old are your parents? 50
What deceased person would you like to meet? Kirby Puckett
Do you chew ice? No
Have you been to California? Hell yeah
Last book you read? ummmm.....
Favorite teacher? Mr. Knighton
Do you like to go fishing? If I have the time to
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? 5
How many of those do you regret?
What is you average in school? B to A
Favorite professional team? Twins or the Wild
Do you like mohawks? as long as they aren't on women
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5
Do you floss? You gots to
Do you have braces? I did have them
Do you bite your nails? Only in my spare time
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Why does my ass hurt
Do you fall in love easily? Yeah it runs in my family
Ever have a crush and they never knew? Soon I will finally tell Jessica Alba I love her
Do you babysit? No
Ever been shot at? No I took them down too fast
Do you work out/exercise? Everyday
Do you have 6 pack abs? Yeah kinda
Do you consider yourself nice? Almost too nice
What movie character would you like to be? Ash from Army of Darkness
Do you go to camp for the summer? No
Ever been bit by a snake? I did when I was on a plane once
Have you been on a boat? Yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? Either Lee or Tyler
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Hell yeah
Ever break a bone? Nope
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Aunt Judi and Uncle Mike
What is your ultimate job? Game show host
Do you want to walk on the moon? No but I do want to moon walk on earth
Can you name the seven dwarfs? There should only be one.... Dopey
Favorite TV show? Family Guy or south park or Seinfeld
Apples or oranges? Apples
Favorite model of car? 69 GTO
Favorite flower? The one that smells good
Favorite color? Blue
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? Now you're getting too personal
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Nope
Do you live in an apartment or house? House
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? None
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? Yeah that doesn't feel good
How many cousins do you have? I can't count past ten so I can't tell you
Do you believe in ghosts? No
If you were a bird, what would you be? Condor
Ever get stitches? Nope
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? That takes all the fun out of living
How many kids do you want to have? 2 to 3
If you could change your name, what would it be? Creamy Goodness
Dogs or cats? Dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? The weight room at the YMCA
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell?
Do you believe in love at first sight? No love is grown over time that is call Lust
Do you go to church? Yeah
Would you marry outside your religon? Religon should be a factor in Love
Volleyball or tennis? Volleyball
How many people were at your last party? Too many people to fit in my house
Ever ride in a limo? Yeah a couple of times
Ever drink champagne? Once or Twice
Favorite dinner? Chicken Parmasen is up there
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Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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Mystical |||||| 23%
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Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: A muppet
Your Favorite Target: Tourists
Your Kill Count: 974,847,570
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 17
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $177,700,565,636,439
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 58%
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You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.
What's Your Beer Personality?
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Your job will be High school PE teacher
You will be worth $922,058
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