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John R.

more gangsta than you'll ever be

About Me

Born in Lubbock, grew up in Lubbock and Austin, went to CU Boulder for undergrad, and now I am a self employed full body masseuse in San Antonio!!!

My Interests

If you must know, I am interested in you hot stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Fedor and Mirko, aka the Mork and Mindy of MMA

Music:

A little bit of everything, except Creed and techno/rave music (cool, drop some E, grab some glow sticks, wave them around and lick each other's faces. AWESOME!!!)

Movies:

Just saw Borat, and it was funny and very offensive. "Gypsy woman, I have come only for your tears"

Television:

60 minutes

Books:

where to begin...

Heroes:

John T '99