I got a squirel in my pants, would you like to dance
i promise it wont bite
dont stick your hands in my pocket becuase it likes fingers,
me and him are realy tight,
we got a hand shake that we do everytime,
he wear a red bandana,
he likes salads but not with lettuce, and he eats alot of banannas
He flies through the air with the greatest of ease,
he got a great big tail,
he went to jail 6 years ago, for 5 years for opening other people's mail.
His name is recardo, he is no retardo, and he just may be the squirl for you,
he met nelly once in clevend ohio,
and now he calls me boo,
he drives a station wagon, around my pocket,
about a quater past five,
but my pockets to small, for a station wagon and plus squirels cant drive
he used to sing back up, for Billy ray cyrus, but now hes in the olympics,
he was the four square champ back in 81, but quit becuase of shin splits
and if that doesnt tell you about me i dont know what does.
