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Hello Mister Bond ...

I wanna play sexy tunes Mrs. Badcrumble

About Me

[Squidward is teaching art to SpongeBob] Squidward: Now, repeat after me. I have no talent. SpongeBob SquarePants: I have no talent. Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent may rub off on me. SpongeBob SquarePants: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles all over my art. Squidward: Whatever. *OH YEAH, I'M THAT KOOL*

My Interests

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Some times i scream things so i can remember them * I LIKE PIE!!!* i watch an unreasonable amount of cartoons because I haven't grown up yet. I read alot too, which is interesting if i get excited cuz i geek out about it! Oh oh oh, i like music. i like to make it with my mello and french horn. i like to listen to it, and oh boy do i like musicals!! * THE DROWSY CHAPERONE WAS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!* Eddie Izzard is beautiful no matter what anyone says and if i could have his babies i would ... along with other beautiful people. ummm, angelina jolie is way awesome and that's why she's my gf, and yeah. we also must remember my other girlfriends, jessica, tink and milla

I'd like to meet:

i want to have babies with this man ... i'd like to hang with anyone who has the patience to listen to me geek out about narnia and my favie nicktoonsPatrick: We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON. ***Patrick: [about the person who made the giant clam at the zoo cry] When I find this person, I have a few choice words to say to him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"! ..

Music:

stuff...

Movies:

stuff..

Television:

stuff... and more stuff..

Books:

fav book of all time The Catcher in the Rye .. totally dig Harry Potter series ... The Great Gatsby is awesome ... Redwall novels r pretty sweet, and yeah

Heroes:

melody zeilinger.. shes the bestest.. no im joking... stuff..

My Blog

come on, really ...

ok ... so let's just keep throwing more shit on the pile of crap that is currently my life ... really ... how many things can go wrong all at once ... financially i'm dying ... my lil bro is an idiot,...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:58:00 PST

i need to get out of my head

never have i so badly needed an escape from reality. all these thoughts and images are tearing through my head and i just feel like i'm going to explode. its never quiet, and never still. i'd honestly...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:37:00 PST

time to mute the voices

i've decied that i spend much too much time in my own head. i don't tell myself good things, so in the end, i just make myself feel ... well like crap. i've always had that problem though ... i must w...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:40:00 PST

damnit

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! damnit ... i don't feel better. oh well ... moving on ......
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:58:00 PST

our season is over!!!

oh my gosh it's over!!!damn i love drum corps. 2007 Velvet Knights is done ... history has been made and i'm so excited for what will come in the next few years. i'm so proud of my beloved corps and i...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

my fish had babies!!!!!!

omg ... so, i'm bought fishies a couple of days ago. a silver and black molly. ok, so, i'm gone all day and i come home and holy shit my black molly had babies ... so far i can count 12, but i don't t...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:59:00 PST

am i dreaming

does anyone ever really know what they want. i mean really know. i know a lot of people would say things like i want to be rich and famous. some people might just want to be loved. if you're more of a...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST

stupid ear muffs

ok ... daniel bought me some awesome ear muffs from hot topic. ok, so i love them, they keep my ears warm. ok, and jack's face is the ear muff. way kool ... or so i thought. i have spent like two week...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:30:00 PST

REDWAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

this is so lame, but omg i love redwall novels and omg, i totally have martin the warrior on my myspace. i don't think anyone is cooler than me right now unless they like have mariel or like a pic of ...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:46:00 PST

gas is funny

umm, so i've decided that eating chinese food before coming to work is like a crime against nature or something. it's just not right. daniel and i have farted so much in our teeny tiny booth.  it...
Posted by Hello Mister Bond ... on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:38:00 PST