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Austin

It's not that the pants are gay!

About Me


I can act my age if I need to. I think I am better at acting like I'm five years younger!..

My Interests

looking at pictures of my old racecars,pushing down old ladies,telling kids Santa is not real,and leaving crappy tips

I'd like to meet:

The uncle truckers that steel wheels and car radio's from other peoples cars.Props to all of the thugs,you keep america real!!

Music:

Im really into this faze of digging elevator music,and my brother is going to start a Hue Lewis cover band.

Movies:

Karate Kid,Wedding Crashers,Herbie the Love Bug(pre Lindsay)

Television:

Man vs Wild,Survivorman,The Big Bang Theory.

Books:

Does the magazine Bigguns count?

Heroes:

Superman is dead,the other ones suck