About Me

THANK GOD FOR HEAVY METAL!!

We are SPLENDID VENGANCE!! The GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE GALAXY!! Founded by Teddy Vengance in Forks, WA, we are a Heavy Metal Rock Opera guaranteed to make men jealous of our amazingly styled mullets, and women lustful of our friggin' tight bods!! We have moustaches to die for, and did we mention we are the first band to ever tour the galaxy? That's right THE GALAXY. We have made jabillions of dollars over the years, and we never shy away from a good old fashioned ROCK FIGHT!! We are the current GALACTICAL ROCK CHAMPIONS and have put many a band to shame in route to a perfect 965-0 record.

Along the way we have had many different members including the originals: Preston Pinkskin, and Percival Faith. To others like Boraxo Ponchorello, Ricky Beefback, Crazy Wild and Chachie Saki. To our current lineup of: Wallus E. Rectus. Ian Sebastian Wolfgang Diangelo, Anita Highball, and Cobra Cubana. Through it all only one member has stood the test of time. That man is our founder, leader, and GREATEST MULLET WEARING MOUSTACHE ROCKER of all time!! Yes Ladies and Gentleman, the immortal:

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BREAKING NEWS: Grandma THEITA Rescued!!!

Dubai, United Arab Emirates: GRANDMA THEITA the beloved grandmother of TEDDY VENGANCE the founder and fearless leader of SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever was rescued today by the INTERGAL...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:56:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: TEDDY VENGANCE To Surrender Guitar

PLANET VENGANCE: In a rare change of policy, TEDDY VENGANCE the founder and fearless leader of SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, will surrender his guitar to "LUNAR LANDING" LARRY MELROY ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:28:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: "LUNAR LANDING" LARRY MELROY SENDS ANOTHER VIDEO

PLANET VENGANCE: "LUNAR LANDING" LARRY MELROY the former manager of SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, and currently the Intergalactical Bureau of Investigation's (IBI) number one most wan...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:27:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Transcripts from PLANET VENGANCE Opening Festivities

PLANET VENGANCE: SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, and their manager PHIL THEERICH, unveiled their new headquarters PLANET VENGANCE in a giant all-day festival that was unexpectedly and u...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:49:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: PLANET VENGANCE Nears Completion

Planet Vengance: The new headquarters for SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, known as PLANET VENGANCE nears completion. PHIL THEERICH the band's manager issued a statement to the pre...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:35:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: SPLENDID VENGANCE Arrives in Washington

Forks, WA: SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever arrived in Forks, WA last night. According to sources at the scene, SPLENDID VENGANCE landed their private jet at an undisclosed airstrip...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:33:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: BIEGDRAMADA Sale Finalized

Tijuana, MX: TEDDY VENGANCE the founder and frontman of SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, received the deed of trust of the planet BIEGDRAMADA earlier today. TEDDY and BIEG McLARGEHUGE th...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:19:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Official Transcripts from SPLENDID VENGANCE Press Conference

Tijuana, MX: The reports out of Area 69 in New Mexico yesterday have officially been confirmed. SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever and their manager PHIL THEERICH arrived on Earth. So...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:31:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: SPLENDID HQ Falls

SPLENDID HQ, da Moon: SPLENDID HQ the once palatial management compound for SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever, fell to the ground today as a result of the fires sustained in yesterday's at...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:20:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: SPLENDID HQ Attacked, Prisoner Escapes

SPLENDID HQ, da Moon: Earlier this morning three separate buildings were attacked at SPLENDID HQ the management compound of SPLENDID VENGANCE The Greatest Band Till Ever. In a related incident "...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:20:00 GMT