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shane

Current Job : Professional Alcoholic

About Me

MySpace Layouts and Myspace Codes and NFL Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I cant see without my Carrots. Sleep, Electric Blankets, Back Massages, Back Scratches, Hot Baths, Falling asleep in bath tubs, Movies, Hot Wheels, Porn, - who doesnt.., Fish, American Eagle Jeans, Pictures, Taking Pictures, Basketball Cards, Baseball Cards, Comic Books, Art, Painting

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...

Music:

ace of base, aha, alan jackson, aqua, brandy, cluture club, daft punk, coolio, jon secada, lords of acid, michael jackson, missy elliott, savage garden, simple plan, smashing pumpkins, toto, tony braxton, madison ave., amber, atc, monica, bright eyes, britney spears, brian white, darude, deborah cox, fatty koo, four non-blondes, fugees, green day, hanson, jarule, jessica simpson, garth brooks, jock jams, ken mellons, korn, madonna, martina mcbride, kansas, miss kitten, nelly, no doubt, mud vayne, orgy, the cardigans, placebo, queen of the damned soundtrack, shania twain, ramp - the logic song, tears for fears, sonique, anastasia, rhett akins, red hot chilli peppers, tim mcgraw, evanesence, will smith, panic at the disco

Movies:

Kill Bill 1,2 The Matrix Spirited Away Ah! My Godgess Dune, Children of the Dune, Their Children of the Dune, and The Great-Grand-Children of the Dune :-p Stargate the Movie Stargate the Series..all of them :) Star Wars 1-2-3-4-5-6 Star Trek Star Trek TNG Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Deep Space 9 Crank Yankers South Park Bad Boys 1,2 The House of Flying Daggers King Kong (the new one) Hero Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Anime Dragon Ball Z E.Y.E.S. of Mars Gay Porn Moilin Rouge The Last Samurai MONSTER Brokedown Palace The Green Mile Finding Nemo Spider-man Smallville Seaquest DSV Camp Soldiers Girl Get Real Fantastic 4 Bowling for Columbine Fahrenheit 9/11

Television:

AVATAR!!! THE LAST AIRBENDER - rocks my socks :-p

Books:

I've read a few...

Heroes:

I dont have heroes, but i do like heroine (just kidding)

My Blog

im looking for a spoon if you are looking for a fork

he spoons like nobody has spooned b4
Posted by shane on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

GSR

Room 830 - " 832 NEEDS TO QUIET DOWN OR IM GONNA GET GHETTO!"
Posted by shane on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

GSR

Coworker - "SHANE! Just to warn you, there are two guys out there kissing.." Me - "uhh..."
Posted by shane on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:59:00 PST

GSR

Guest - "I have a few complaints about my room.  The drain is slow.  And the t.v. works but you cant make out the maps on the weather channel..." Me - "Uhh I will get right on that sir. ...
Posted by shane on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

GSR

Walmart is located on our 2nd floor next to the gas station!  Mhmm thanks.
Posted by shane on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

work

Me " where does he work at" Stacey " mah meh mer" Me "HE WORKS AT AIDS FOR LUMBER?" Stacey "NO!! 84 LUMBER!"
Posted by shane on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST

rape

CNN "Rape only hurts if you fight it!"
Posted by shane on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

blog checker

i check my myspace every 20mins.  so ppl better send messages and comment so much that i cannot keep up with it!!!
Posted by shane on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

driving

steven: Look at that guy texting and driving at the same time!!  That is so dangerous! shane: So is drinking and driving STEVEN!! steven: Oh ..yeah..
Posted by shane on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzmDKmrEgo

Universe might be oval-shaped WMAP's full-sky map of the oldest light in the universe, the microwave background. Colors indicate warmer (red) and cooler (blue) spots. The oval shape is a projection to...
Posted by shane on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST