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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: Yes
Birthplace: NO
Current Location: Yes
Eye Color: Slanted
Hair Color: Yes
Height: Short and Fat
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: American Eagle Sandals
Your Weakness: Arms
Your Fears: Dates
Your Perfect Pizza: One I don't have to make
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Yes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whats instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who are you???
Your Best Physical Feature: Arms
Your Bedtime: Yes
Your Most Missed Memory: The bear outside our tent in Yellowstone
Pepsi or Coke: Shaken not Stirred
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yes, I'm fat both please
Single or Group Dates: I'm not into orgies...Or am I???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yes
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm fat 4 scoops of each with a side of chocolate syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: You wish I would sing to you
Do you Shower Daily: If daily means twice a year then yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes I love me
Do you want to go to College: Someday oh wait I graduated
Do you want to get Married: Someday oh wait yeah someday
Do you belive in yourself: sweet spelling BELIVE
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but I get sick of motion sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: I hate to brag but I'm pretty much the sexiest person you will ever meet
Are you a Health Freak: I'm fat
Do you get along with your Parents: They're fat, us fat people stick together...Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No but sometimes I like it when it thunders
Do you play an Instrument: I once stuck a flute...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no at least not in moderation
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, smoked sausage is good
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No except for meth and it is just a beginner drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes but she told me I was fat
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate the mall but the food court loves fat people
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes but I could only fit one box in my mouth at a time
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I wish I like tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage: At the annual "Your Fat" convention I gave a speech about how much food means to me
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I took a dump this morning though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: How come everything fun is for skinny people
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No except my own identity
Ever been Drunk: not since this morning while taking a dump
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I tease the girls who have coodies
Ever been Beaten up: Yes and I can tell you from experience 10 is alot of people and beer bottles do hurt
Ever Shoplifted: Yes when I was younger I stole tampons for my friends who didn't have money
How do you want to Die: Getting caught stealing tampons for my friends who don't have money
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do I have to???
What country would you most like to Visit: District of Columbia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Yes, but chick without eyes are hot too
Favourite Hair Color: Yes
Short or Long Hair: Depends where we are talking about
Height: Yes
Weight: less than me...Most small elephants will pass
Best Clothing Style: Did I meantion I like sluts
Number of Drugs I have taken: One and a half
Number of CDs I own: Actually my financial adviser told me to put my into Comic Books they are cool
Number of Piercings: I will not show you...None
Number of Tattoos: I will show you...None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Waking up

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