superspad.

Hi, I'm Spad.
You may know me as Dave, and that's okay too.
I teach at Corona del Sol High School where
The women are strong
The men are good looking
And all the students are above average.
My all time favorite students are Hayley, Miranda, Shannon, and G-MAN.
But you can't forget Cass, Angela, and Casey.
My mother recently passed away so I had to travel to New Hampshire to bury her body.
I shoot potato and calorie guns.
I drop tennis balls.
I create friction.
I send students flying.
I manage the Chem/Physics cafe.
They know me there as THE GOD.
THE GOD of Chem/Physics land.
I ride my bicycle to school & I like to maintain a fit and sexy body.
In my spare time, I grow backhair.
It makes up for my receding hair line.
I must say, I tend to be a hit with all the ladies.
My son, MINI-SPAD, is a popular basketball star. He's the next Shaq [mo mac bananana fo fack a me mi mo GADDY].
I firmly believe that to achieve your goals in life you:
1. don't need to get good grades in school.
2. should smoke pot every day.
3. should eat junk food all the time (it's good for your complexion afterall!).
Finally, if you only learn one lesson in life,
always remember that an emergency eye wash station can save lives.
SuperSpad's way sweet myspace is designed and kept up-to-date by
CodeDude & Amp'd Rock Monster Throttle,
otherwise known as Hayley & Miranda.
please, don't believe everything you read. we have imaginations!