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Jayna

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About Me



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I'm a sadistic sociopathic female in search of victims to transform into my army of minions. Wanna join? Ok seriously? I do nothing all day, everyday. I sit on my ass and collect disability. It is fabulous. But I'm bored. I have no car, so I have no where to go but the bathroom, kitchen and back. Exciting, huh? My life is full of wonders. Care to entertain me?

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I'd like to meet:

Someone that will pay me a lot of money for no reason at all.

My Blog

Here’s to sedatives kicking in soon

Your empty bottle of liquor sits on the table before me.I am silent. The only sound I make is when I exhale the cigarette smoke.Not even the flies are awake yet.The sunlight begins to wash over the ya...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:04:00 GMT

My therapist said this would help.

The sound of crunching glass.Darkness. Eyes open.Confusion sets in.Fear follows quickly.Don't touch me.Don't help me.Don't remind me of what just happened.Sirens. Lights. More confusion. Now more fear...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Weird!

Dude.I'm engaged. STILL in shock.Jayna
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Blog survey! Hooray!

Here are 101 questions and answers about myself....101. My name is: Jayna Lynn Call. (Don’t give me any shit for being a "call girl."100. I was born in: Jacksonville. Explains my love for Fred...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Career change!!!!

So I've decided that the whole therapist idea can get fucked. Instead I have decided to go to school to be an embalmer. I have the medical knowledge for such a field and the stomach for it as well. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT

Damn you writer’s block!!!

Ugh! So I'm busy writing my new book (don't buy it, it sucks) and I am having the worst writer's block ever! I usually go clean the shit out of something and my muse comes back to smack me in the fore...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:14:00 GMT

Everything happens for a reason.

Right after the accident and for a month or so afterward, I truly wished I hadn't lived through it. I wished I had died and my supposed wretched life would be over and I wouldn't have to deal with any...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Cleaning machine!

Dude, I don't know what my deal is, but lately I have been cleaning like mad. I've been doing laundry, cooking dinner, keeping the house SPOTLESS and even tidying up Max's place. I get this weird sens...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:25:00 GMT

Terrorists kill. But then again so does karaoke.

I had a good day consisting of highs and lows. The first high of the day was my first appointment with my therapist, Colleen. When I was enrooled in the behavioral health depatment of Ventura county l...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Because I am bored and can’t sleep, I did a survey.

101. My name is: Jayna Lynn Call 100. I was born in: Jacksonvillie, Florida on January 7th 1984 99. I am really: Bored 98. My cell phone company is: Mad at me because I need to pay my bill. 97. My ey...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:04:00 GMT