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About Me

"Yes, dear friend! If, having escaped from this war, we were to live forever, ageless, immortal, even I would not fight among the front ranks...But now, as the demons of death stand before us anyhow...Let us go, whether we bring glory to another man or someone gives glory to us"
-Homer

Good day; thank you for taking the time to visit my page.
I am Jason Corley.
I work at Kmart, and it isn't all that "ballin'".
I am a student at Troy University.
I am a Criminal Justice Major.
Christian with deist overtones.
I am very Conservative.
I love TROY Trojans sports, especially football.
I was born on 6/7/89.
SOTS RTS^3
Other than that, I don't really know what else to tell you.

For additional information,
feel free to email Prime Minister at your convenience.

My Interests

Troy Trojans 2008 Football Schedule:
8/28 @Middle Tennessee St.*
9/6 @Louisiana State
9/13 Alcorn State
9/20 @Ohio State
9/27 @Oklahoma State
10/7 @Florida Atlantic*
10/18 Florida International*
10/25 @North Texas*
11/1 @Louisiana-Monroe*
11/8 Western Kentucky
11/22 Louisiana-Lafayette*
12/6 Arkansas State*
*dentoes Sun Belt opponents

2009:
9/3 @Bowling Green State
9/12 @Florida
9/19 UAB
10/3 @Arkansas State*
10/10 Florida Atlantic*
10/17 @Florida International*
10/24 North Texas*
10/31 Louisiana-Monroe*
11/7 @Western Kentucky*
11/14 @Arkansas
11/21 Middle Tennessee*
11/28 @Louisiana-Lafayette*

2010:
9/4 @South Carolina
9/11 @Oklahoma State
9/18 @UAB
9/25 Arkansas State*
10/9 @Florida Atlantic*
10/16 Florida International*
10/23 @North Texas*
10/30 @Louisiana-Monroe*
11/6 Western Kentucky*
11/13 Bowling Green State
11/20 @Middle Tennessee*
11/27 Lousisana-Lafayette*

I'd like to meet:

Anybody.

Music:

All in all, music is overrated but I'll listen to pretty much anything that won't make my head explode.
Classic Rock would have to be my favorite, though.

Movies:

Anything with Morgan Freeman in it...

Television:

Discovery, History Channel, Fox News, Travel Channel and Tru TV. I also enjoy the occasional Adult Swim.

Books:

I enjoy reading, I just rarlely ever have the time. I generally enjoy nonfiction, how-to books such as the "For Dummies" series and sacred texts such as the Holy Bible.

Heroes:

God, my parents, some of my friends and other heroic people.

My Blog

Why not?

I don't know.... Well, these are my classes next semester: Band, Western Civ. II, Spanish I, Intro. to Social Science Inq. (I'm not sure what that one is), Finite Math (hell no I'm not taking Calculus...
Posted by Jason Corley on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST

UPDATE: 9/11/07 (quite dissappointed)

Get this; I went to the vending machine in Alumni to get a Sprite. Turns out that all of a sudden, within a four hour period since the last time I was there, they don't serve Sprite anymore. Okay, so ...
Posted by Jason Corley on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

UPDATE: 9/10/2007

Never mind; nothing noteworthy happened today.
Posted by Jason Corley on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:31:00 PST

For some reason, I felt this needed to be posted. (REVISED!!)

Academic Schedule, Fall 2007 TROY University Jason Corley Mon. West. Civ 9:00-9:50 Bibb 301 French 10:00-10:50 Wright 206 Study 2:00-2:50 Wallace 208 Band 4:00-5:05 BAND Tues. Colloquium 11:30-12:45...
Posted by Jason Corley on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Heavily Impacted

For those who didn't know, I have been at Freshman Oreintation at TROY (Impact) the last two days. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for the wonderful freindships we've had over th...
Posted by Jason Corley on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

Facts

It is dark. Coffee is hot. The TV is on. I am typing. People eat stuff. Water is good for you. The dog is asleep. I hate loudness. My head itches. I should wash my hair. Vinegar smells good. Onions ma...
Posted by Jason Corley on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

BY ORDER OF THE PRIME MINISTER: Emergency standyby officially implemented as of 9:30 P.M., 9 February, 2007. All current jim operations and events have been postponed until later notice. Check back of...
Posted by Jason Corley on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

By-Laws

The following is a republication of the origional version of the jim By-Laws first handed down in March 2005 by order of the Prime Minister. J-Coat's Decree &n...
Posted by Jason Corley on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

Have a Good One

To all of you, jim members, jim alumni, friends, family, strangers, be sure to have a blessed new year and good luck with all of your campaigns, objectives, and advenures.
Posted by Jason Corley on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST