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Chelsea

I am here for Friends

About Me

I just finished my second Masters degree in Shakespeare and acting. I'm in Pennsylvania at the moment, working with a theatre in Allentown. I'm a big fan of brutal honesty; I don't have time for crap.

My Interests

Acting, writing, video games, baseball (Yankees).

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I can talk to easily.

Music:

Panic at the Disco, Regina Spektor, Mika, the Fratellis, OK Go, the Beatles, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Eve 6, Jack Johnson, Bowling for Soup, Good Charlotte, Nickel Creek, A*Teens, the Beach Boys, Simon and Garfunkel, Lit, Travis

Movies:

Camp, Almost Famous, Singing in the Rain, Camp Nowhere, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mallrats, Dogma, Better Off Dead, Super Troopers, High Fidelity, Muppet Christmas Carol, Varsity Blues, When Harry Met Sally, Clerks, the Nutcracker Prince, Beauty and the Beast, Robin Hood, Lilo and Stitch, Fever Pitch, Clueless, the Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Sleepy Hollow, Mermaids, Empire Records, Charlie's Angels, the Replacements, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Fever Pitch, Candleshoe, Fifth Element, Children of Men, Save the Last Dance 2 (seriously, check it out), The Princess Bride

Television:

Danny Phantom, House, Fairly Odd Parents, Kim Possible (I'm basically five), Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Criminal Minds, CSI.

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, How to Kill a Rock Star, God-Shaped Hole, any Jasper Fforde novel, Annie on My Mind, Diane Duane's wizardry series, A Widow for One Year, The Hotel New Hampshire, The Secret Garden, The Facts and Fictions of Minna Pratt, the entire Harry Potter series, Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, any and all crappy 80's teen romance novels (the stupider, the better), the Anita Blake series (yes, it's literary porn, but sometimes you need a break)

Heroes:

My mom. Greg Behrendt, Drew Barrymore, Hugh Hefner.

My Blog

Stolen from my favorite budding playwright

"I'd put my dick in her mouth just to shut her up." HARSH! I love it : )
Posted by Chelsea on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Found on LJ

"If you want sympathy, don't expect it from me. You can look it up in the dictionary between shit and syphillis, one of which I'm sure you will get."   AWESOME.
Posted by Chelsea on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

The Oblongs. So funny.

"She's gonna be stuck in that sewer forever! She'll have to get married down there and have kids in there and then they'll have to marry each other and then they'll be hillbillies and the banjo playin...
Posted by Chelsea on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

happy yay-ness

I love not being sicky and gross!! Going a whole day with no fevers or puking or bad unwashed hair = AWESOME! Yay for: 1. My mom. For coming to take care of me, and moving a bunch of my stuff, and ge...
Posted by Chelsea on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

Oh, Staunton

You know you live in a small town when you open the door and realize you've DATED the pizza guy.
Posted by Chelsea on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

People who rock

The following people are fabulous: Chelsea P., Lauren S., Ryan, Solomon, and Johnny. - For collective thought / mental and physical love squeezes Caroline - For keeping me up to date with the CCP, an...
Posted by Chelsea on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

.1 cold remedy

Chicken noodle soup + Canada Dry ginger ale + Singing in the Rain = semi-better.    
Posted by Chelsea on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Urrggh

Fuck I hate this. I hate hate hate it. Errr. FFFFUUUUCCCCK. I just never fucking learn.
Posted by Chelsea on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:46:00 PST

Awesome introductory blog

chelsea --[noun]:A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" sty...
Posted by Chelsea on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST