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chewebacca's first childhood girlfriend, elvis, elves(perhaps of the keibler variety.), dopey, jesus, j. edgar hoover's seamstress, lewis carroll, marilyn manson, the muffin man, lewis black, lewis black's personal ball-washer, bob wehadababyitsaboy, turd ferguson, christopher walken, richard nixon's ghost, richard nixon's goats, narkleton q. turtletaub, meatwad, not nickleback, larry, the scary rex(he's a scary dinosaur, but don't be scared of his sharp, sharp teeth, or his mighty, mighty roar.), daisy duke, jack skellington, ed vedder, hunter s. thompson's gargantuan gonzo ghost, philliam h. muffman, stephen t. colbert, steagle colbeagle the eagle, james douglas morrison, paris hilton's personal va-jay-jay attendant, mr. heatmiser, that dude from nantucket, andy kaufman, little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong, edie brickell(bring the new bohemians along with ya, we're fixin to grill up some tofurkey burgers.), the hallucinogenic toreador, mr. magoo, oscar the grouch, the cookie monster as well(c is for cookie that is good for me.), mr. drummond, vinny barbarino(ayyyyy), that black-clad fellow that calls himself death(im not stalking him, but i sure as fuck aint scared of him), anyone that is working with the same demented brain, as i! mitch hedberg(alot of people stopped living, before i got to talk to them), not paris hilton's snatch, again., still haven't found jesus(kid must be hiding), anyone who thinks that they have the answer, george carlin(before he stops doing the breathing thing(FUCK!, i missed you and i still do..be well, sir), anyone who can kickstart my brain when it needs it, the answer, something,