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Clown [ATK]

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About Me

Dont judge a book by its cover
Ok some basic things about me.
I am diffrent.
Leave it at that :P
I do not care what group you are if your emo chav goth grunge whatever. If your a nice person then your a nice person. If you a complete twat then your a complete twat. Clothing brands can't define who you are. Music doesnt define who you are. You are the only person/thing who can do that!
I try not to judge people befor i get to know them but if you add me and your about me is just a huge parragraph about .."oh feel sorry for me. i was bullied as a kid. i..'m fragile and always get hurt by women. my family hate me. i'm stuck in a crap job.." then i will delete you straight away. You will get no sympathy from me if you try to get it befor you've even spoken to me. But if you add me and we start talking dont feel the need to dodge around those things tho :P I wont judge you becuase of it and hey you might even get some sympathy ;) lol. Sorry =P but i just cant stand having the first thing i read about someone as somthing like .."why am i always the one that gets hurt in a relationship.." its like "so... is there MORE to you than this? No? Oh....Ok :]"
I absolutly hate people who say .."oh i..'m sooo emo.." and mean it =S. Hey. Guess what. NO. Emo started as an insult in the USA for emotionaly unstable kids but since "emotional cunt" is too long to say each time it was "fucking emo". Since most "emo's" looked similer it worked its way into a fasion label. No one knows what the hell that word means anymore! If you dress under the "emo" lable then i may give you one or two remarks about the man in womans jeans :P But thats it (hey i have to have opiniouns on things too you know). I would just treat you as the person you are (e.g. if your always complaining about how life sucks when it doesnt i will ignore you but if your just being truthful then i won't ignore you :). And befor i get any messages from people who only read i will comment on skinny jeans and feel the need to give me a lecture on how people are not classifyed by what they wear I FUCKING KNOW THAT! I JUST SAID THAT! i realise that not every person in emo jeans is an emo and... ahh fuck it i cant be bother to explain myself.
As you get to know me you will understand a rough idea of how my mind works...maybe
Ok i play Bass guitar. This is essential. It takes up alot of my life. I'm NOT one of those losers who plays Bass because its easyer than guitar. I can sort of (note the sort of) play guitar and am sure i could get better if i practiced alot but Bass guitar is to much fun! I have a stong dislike for people who play bass but wont learn slap and who dont like funk (COME ON! FUNK IS BASS GUITAR!) soul or any other music that has great Bass. People who just ignore that type of music and only play simple basslines that consist of like 4 notes. REAL bassist will agree with me when i say if you dont learn slap bass, funk and blues riffs aswell as rock riffs then you are not a real bassist but i think if you have passion in that area you should explore it fully. i'm not even that great at Bass but i am alot better than alot of people that play
my musical infulences are :
- Flea
- Fieldy
- Les Claypool
- Cliff Burton
- T.M Stevens
- Wojtek Pilichowski
- Victor Wooten
These people are the gods of bass guitar
If you dont recegnise some of them then look up their names on youtube to get some solo videos
I have very strong opiniouns about things and i make them known :P I'll apologise now if i ever start pushing them in your face. I dont mean to. It just sorta happens a bit. Sorry :)
I'm usualy a really freindly person and i try to keep up to date with all my freinds but (this isnt me being big headed) i do have quite alot of freinds and sometimes it gets a bit overwhelming trying to keep up with everyone but just drop me a message from time to time and i always reply to them and love hearing from all of you :D
I dress....umm..in clothes.... i dunno it depends on my mood really what i wear
My music taste changes alot but I'm mainly into older rock (aerosmith, bon jovi, dream theater, pantera, black sabbath) but i like a large varity of music :P
i write poems sometimes... nuff said really
There are some up here in blogs if your interested in finding out more
I can use photo editing tools kinda well :P so thats always fun
i have an xbox 360 with xbox live (which i hardly ever use....) but my tag is Kalownoid if you ever wanna play me on that
DONT talk to me about mobile phones ever :P i dont use them unless i have to
I LOVE BRACLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WEAR OVER 40 OF THEM AT A TIME!!!!!!!!
I have some really really great freinds out there that i can always turn to for anything. Most of u guys are in my top group of freinds but there are still a few of you out there that dont have myspace (and a few that i couldnt fit in the top section...) but just to let you know that you all rock!
Anything else atall you want to know just send me a message and i..'ll update this
Thank you for reading all about me :D i look forward to finding out all about you.

My Interests

Well theres bass guitar, xbox live, heavy music and loads of other stuff i cannot be arse to write (and you cannot be arsed to read :)

I'd like to meet:

Flea, T.M Stevens, Wojtek Pilichowski (wether he speaks english or not) and Victor Wooten!

Music:

I LOVE ALL music. By music i do ofcourse mean MUSIC not rap :P but i love FUNK, soul, rock, classic rock, metal, jazz, blues, ska, punk, little bits of indie =/, heavey metal, death metal, black metal, nu metal, solo stuff, acoustic, spannish guitar, just everything. music is my passion.

Movies:

The truman show is my favorite film. i also love the matirx, equlibrium, the panic room, all the saw films. i love clever films or comedies. i'm not into gore for the sake of gore (like films where theres people dieing with no real plot to it)

Television:

nopeonly use it for my xbox 360occasionaly watch some things like simpsons and futerama (and there was a series called help yourself that i watched b4 it ended) and i FUCKING LOVE FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ummm i sometimes follow things like shamless but i watch less than 6 hours of TV a week usualy

Heroes:

flea from red hot chili peppers and fieldy from KoRn and les clay pool from Primus AND THE AMAZING VICTOR WOOTEN!

My Blog

The truth about that shity perfect boyfriend crap

ok read this then i'll tell u why its complete and unter bullshiti'm going to write yep if i do do thatand nope if i donti can almost GARENTEE that nearly every single bloke who is single right now (t...
Posted by Clown on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

Count your blessings

ok this is kinda.... diffrent? to my usual poems i usualy write love poems to girls yeah... after what? 18 rejections? i have no love left to write about :P HA or i write about death... well i dont fe...
Posted by Clown on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

angry

ok can i make it clear that this IS NOT aimed at a HUGE amount of you it really really isnt but i've had a ..hrmm substantial? amount of people that have really pissed me off and then they are complai...
Posted by Clown on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

Amazing

i just listened to aerosmith amazing and i caught my own meaning of it it ties in alot with how i've been feeling recently i've been pretty sick of my nostalgic urges for someone decent to come along...
Posted by Clown on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

The Story Never Changes

Another sunday stuck in with the dog doing phototography homework ....... thank the fucking lord! its all normal again :D ok u guys that know me fairly well will all know that i've been haveing a shit...
Posted by Clown on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

A Few Of My Random Poems

Hey guys ok i have NOTHING to do and some of my friends (not on myspace... but people like KIA XX off xbox live) said i should stick some of my poems up on the net so i will and you unlucky people are...
Posted by Clown on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

form thing :P answer about me pleease :D it would be interesting to read some of them

ok fill this in please :P   Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:Where would you want to go on dates?Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists...
Posted by Clown on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST