The people at Williams Street (I'm an [adult swim] junkie).
Unfortunately most of the people i would like to meet are, uh, shall i say unavailable. People like Sun Tzu and Luo Guanzhong are quite deceased. Though it would be awesome to meet Dave Chappelle or Carlos Mencia. Oh, and I'd like to meet Takeshi Kitano or MIKE PATTON again. But mostly I would want to meet historical figures that had a profound impact on things I am interested in. Yeah, and meeting someone like The Pope that would be cool too.