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Rob

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About Me

I am awesome. I wear Hawaiian shirts. Most people do not think I am awesome.
They are wrong.

My Interests

Rum, Jimmy Buffett Tunes, St John, USVI, The wife and kid (because you're supposed to say this)

I'd like to meet:

You're going to force me to say Jimmy Buffett, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? Fine then. Him or maybe Johnny Wier. Did you know that Johnny Wier's gay?

Music:

BuffettBuffettBuffettBuffettBuffettBuffettBuffett

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And the BNL's
And Buble (who, by the way, puts on a hell of a show)
Jesus...now I'm reconnecting to my Crash Test Dummies Roots...and guess where they're from.

Hell, while I'm at it why not fucking Bryan Adams and Anne Murray. For someone who allegedly hates Canadians, I seem to like their singing
God Dammit I hate myself sometimes

God Bless Youtube for helping me remember how awesome this video is

Movies:

anything Star Wars-related (except for any time when Jar Jar is on screen or the repugnant Hayden Christensen is spewing out dialogue). Wow...didn't need to go that far.
I'll also add anything by Kevin Smith.

I expect Clerks2 to be dreadful, but it's bound me to laugh so hard that poo will come out of my butt

Television:

I should have given her this for Christmas
.."425" height="350"

I like Scrubs. I also happen to think that Flavor of Love will go down in the history of Television as one of the greatest things ever to happen.
Little did I know that I Love New York or Charm School girls could beat it.

Books:

Anything by Bill Bryson. Lately, I'm taking a shine to Pete McCarthy. Hmmm...maybe I should just move to Great Britain and get it the hell over with.

Heroes:

Billy Packer - Anyone willing to go on national TV while totally hammered and then start a fight with Craig Littlepage is my hero.
And also the guy who invented cheese

My Blog

Let's all go to the airport

5:00: Beep Beep Beep. It's Monday, let's go to NJ. I got out of the house with little fanfare and was on the road before 5:30. I rolled up to RDU and observed that the parking deck was less full than...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

Waking up early is FUN!

When you're lucky, the material writes itself.4:25 AM: I wake up from an odd dream. Shortly thereafter, I swear that I hear the doorbell ring. But, I couldn't believe that to be true. I figured it was...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Good Bye Sweet Prince

Good Bye Sweet Prince.Sail on BarbaroWith thanks to the Beach Boys and Jimmy at this our darkest hour.I sailed an ocean, unsettled ocean Through restful waters and deep commotion Often frightened, une...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

Not as funny as Dave or I will think

This is funny for me and maybe Dave.  I don't know why I thought of this, but maybe it's because I'm clod and am not 100% sure if the spicy tuna roll I had for dinner wasn't comtaminated with som...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST

R...U...

RURU...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

Why me?

Oh yea...it was the vodka and the Zin.It's Thursday and I still haven't had a solid BM.  I think I have a demon in my stomach....
Posted by Rob on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

Clarification

I need to clarify.  Sunday's escapades through the many toilets of Route 95 was not alcohol-induced.  I have a liver made of stone.  Maybe the way I felt was 10% drink-induced, but it w...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:55:00 PST

Gone Camping

Yesterday was "Parents come to camp and eat lunch with the kids so we can show you that we're not kid touchers Day" or something.  I believe the name was shorter.The child's counselors' names are...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST

Poop

The other day, a woman who lives in our complex called me to complain that her neighbor's cat was "pooping" in her yard.  Not to make you think she was referring to figurative excrement, I wanted...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST

Whuuut?

So, I live in the South now and really dont miss NJ at all except for the lack of bagels and real pizza down here.  And, for the most part, Raleigh is civilized enough to not always remind y...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST