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Hollywood Poolboy

For the Horde!

About Me

I'm a hard-core, balls to the wall, in-your-face, ready-rockin' dork. I spend my 40hrs doing network and remote connectivity support, tethered to a computer, trolling for the next intarweb fad. I've been doing this for a living for the last 7+ years. I then make my way to mah crib (which is slated to be featured on MTV's Cribs next season) to roll deep in Azeroth.
What used to be shield in front, sword coming around the side to keep your attention on me while the rest of my buddies slip you the ole McGillicutty has become wound mending Socloze you might sweat, Greater Heals happening like they're automatic, and making wearing a dress seem cool. We then take your phat lewts for the night to make it easier to do the same to you tomorrow.
I have a wonderful not-so-mini-but-more-mini-than-me. He's in the 3rd grade and will soon be a force for the world to respect! His power and brilliance will be unparalleled. By the time he is of mature age he will be discovering things never discovered by him before! Ohhh yes... the day of reckoning will come.

My Interests

World of Warcraft , Computers, Naruto , Bleach , Magic: The Gathering

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Indiana Jones , Ellen Ripley , Motoko Kusanagi

Movies:

Ghost in the Shell

My Blog

Dear Fellow MtG Dorks

I present to you nerdness beyond comprehension.Pull up a folding chair and tilt your head so that my text may reach your ear without it being countered. One night in an abandoned convention hall that ...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST

Fandrunkintastic

It seems that my skills as an awesome person were absent this past weekend. To those that were there - I'm sorry for being a drunktard. I learned that my coolness is an inverse function of the amount ...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST

The Shadow Priest Manifesto

As posted by Zalasta of the Bloodscalp realm.------------------------------------------------I am a Shadow Priest. For too long, I have had to hide my countenance under the guise of the Light that ca...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

Anticipation

Less than 4.5 days until the release of The Burning Crusade expansion pack for World of Warcraft. I'm so excited I think I peed myself about 23 minutes back. On Tuesday this week The Dark Portal opene...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

Heelys

I purchased Heelys this past weekend. You know what Heelys are! They're those shoes with the skate wheel in the heel. Me, Emily and Josh all got a pair. I was inspired to get a pair after seeing an 11...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Stuck...

I have discovered a horrible thing a few nights back.  Sleepy and mindlessly surfing through channels I came across a show called tattoo stories... They slipped in a song that is not unlike the w...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

Stupid issues...

There's no right answer, is there?  It's all bunk.  Stupid RL.
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

New hotness

It progressed as follows... I managed to build the nerve to upgrade from Windows 2000 (an OS that has NEVER given me any problems) to Win XP. --- So, I see that my 200gb HD is no longer being re...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

Of ethics and inevitability

And so it came to pass... Years ago I decided never to make another website that allowed me to place what little human emotion I have left or petty explanation of day to day life online for the world ...
Posted by Hollywood Poolboy on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST