Catfish and Pondscum

The members of Catfish and The Pondscum collided in a 4 car pile up at the corner of 3rd and Main, we all hit our heads together and decided to start a band. The band's music is lightning crashing in thin air and the rain that falls down and cools you down or pisses you off, we're also the sun. P. Hill, a great percussionist in his own right, was born in 1985 on top of a peak in the alps. His birth was heavily celebrated amongst the locals and he grew up in the company of monks and lizards and wonder bread. Jonesin' Wise, also a great percussionist, has made many academic and scientific advances of which society has become a better place as a result. He can speak seventeen different languages. Druid, a recovering soldier and Grade A bass player, is the glue in the band. He understands music in such an innate manner that it would seem that his white blood cells are replaced by notes. Then there's catfish, the 95 year old guitarist who bakes apple pies. Make sure you see this rocking band when they come to your town. They give you a bigger bang for your buCK.