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About Me

- hello!
I am chris mortimer, or gordon, if your that way inclined
and, i shat myself when i saw this:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netyeah last one was a bit much really for a public website. but yeah, i like drinking, cake and kebabs. and METAL. if you like metal, add me. i like talking about it. i want to be a sound engineer. and an alcoholic. with a beard, that would rock. i love having long hair, fuck off if you dont love me having long hair because i wont change for you. If anyone in exeter or the surrounding area plays guitar, bass, drums or keyboards please message me 'cause i need some help on a little project. message me, and ill fill you in. think power metal.
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


35%

Prepy


30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


30%

Skater


10%

Emo


5%

Trendy


5%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: chris
Birthday: 18th september
Birthplace: exeter
Current Location: home
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 footish
Right Handed or Left Handed: bit of both
Your Heritage: english, irish, scottish & welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: black trainers
Your Weakness: not being able to be serious
Your Fears: open water, rejection. usuals.
Your Perfect Pizza: free!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do all my work, and not be so fucking joky all the time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats the time
Your Best Physical Feature: not sure
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: year 8 & 9 - so easy..
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: allways.
Do you Sing: all the time.
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: im not sure
Do you want to go to College: definately
Do you want to get Married: definately
Do you belive in yourself: not when it really matters.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: not particuarly.
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no.
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope.
Do you play an Instrument: allmost:]
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: town counts?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: think i mightve
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: haha *winks*
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: couple of times, i generally dont have the balls.
How do you want to Die: as slow as possible, i want to savour the moment.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sound engineer or singerer
What country would you most like to Visit: norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown/red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: meh, normal
Best Clothing Style: dark/red that kinda thing
Number of Drugs I have taken: just the one type
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots of things

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I'd like to meet:

All the people in my heroes list.
other than that, anyone who particuarly wants to meet me.
support empty playground!

Music:

my top 5 albums.
1. Sonata arctica - Winterhearts guild

2. Nocturnal rites- Grand illusion
3. Dragonland - Astronomy

4. Firewind - Forged by fire

5. Dragonforce - valley of the damned

right thought id redo my music list cause i dont like most of that shit anymore, so here goes:

akercocke
amon amarth
angra
arch enemy
at the gates
atreyu
as i lay dying
a7x
bathory
bleed the sky
blind guardian
caliban
cathedral
celtic frost
children of bodom
chimaera
daath
devil driver
DRAGONFORCE!!
edguy
ensiferum
enslaved
finntroll
firewind
folkearth
HAMMERFALL!
high on fire
iced earth
IN FLAMES!
Kamelot
korpiklaani
lordi
Marilyn manson
manowar
mastodon
majesty
metallica
murderdolls
opeth
rhapsody of fire
slipknot
!!!SONATA ARCTICA!!!
soilwork
stone sour
Symphony X
Spill canvas
Satyricon
three inches of blood
thy majestie
turisas
underoath
allen-lande
power quest
freedom call
luca turrili
norma jean
iron maiden
blind guardian
dimension zero
demons & wizards
DISSECTION!
tyr
vader
SABATON!
all ive got at the mo, if anyone has anything like that thats not there, gimmie a shout :]

Favourite lyrics:

[sonata arctica - tallulah]

Remember when we used to look how the sun sets far away?
And how you said, This is never over
I believed your every word and I guess you did too
But now you're saying : "Hey, let's think this over"

You take my hand and pull me next to you, so close to you
I have a feeling you don't have the words
I found one for you, kiss your cheek, say bye, and walk away
Don't look back 'cause I am crying...

I remember little things, you hardly ever do
Tell me why,
I don't know why it's over
I remember shooting stars, the walk we took that night
I hope your wish came true..
Mine betrayed me.

You let my hand go, and you fake a smile for me
I have a feeling you don't know what to do
I look deep in your eyes, hesitate a while...
Why are you crying?

Tallulah, It's easier to live alone than fear the time it's over
Tallulah, find the words and talk to me, oh, Tallulah,
This could be,
heaven.

I see you walking hand in hand with long-haired drummer of the band
In love with her or so it seems, he's dancing with my beauty queen
Don't even dare to say you hi, still swallowing the goodbye
But I know the feelings still alive, still alive

I lost my patience once, so do you punish me now
I'll always love you, no matter what you do
I'll win you back for me if you give me a chance
But there is one thing you must understand

Tallulah, It's easier to live alone than fear the time it's over
Tallulah, find the words and talk to me, oh, Tallulah,
This could be...

Tallulah, It's easier to live alone, than fear the time it's over
Tallulah, find the words and talk to me, oh, Tallulah,
This could be..

Movies:

anything comedy.
rambo. rambo kicks ass.
ron burgondy is my god.

Television:

Qi is the best!
never mind the buzzcocks :]
you know what? screw it. all of those cheesy panel shows!

Books:

im not gonna say i dont read to be cool, i enjoy readng.
i just havent read much recently.

Heroes:

all my friends, i promise ill make one of those friend things soon!!
but for now,
TONY KAKKO!!

this man is actually my hero.
sings for sonata arctica, my favourite band ever.
so no badmouthing him or you will feel my wrath.

My Blog

the misery

The MiseryI write the lines you want me to, with the words I dare to use of allthe ones that you have taught me, along the yearsYou cast a perfect shadow on the paper, fade away with sunlight, I feart...
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