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Kyle McBlarghle

I'm hungry! I'm walking to the fucking hungry store!

About Me

My name is Chloe.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I also use antlers in all of my decorating.

My Interests

I Like:
Gum
Smelling things
Chillin' with my G- stank Dusty
Breakfast
Weekends
Drawings
Knitted handicrafts
Looking fuckin haggard
Playing word association
Pwning n00bs
The term 'hunky dudes'
People piles
Violins and other stringed instruments
Pretzels
Chainlink fences
Animals of all sorts
Wearing my wig and driving down University
Gas station food
Grammar
Winter
Choral music
Apfelshorle
Buying people presents
Radiators
Incense
Wizard rock
Sneezing
Sleeping
Previously owned books
Toast
School supplies
b0g.org
Jammies
When nothing is expected of me
Building forts
LOLcats
Spelling
Hotdish
The library
Going to Petco
Frito pie
Germany
Polar bears
Thrift stores
Tomfoolery
The misfortune of others
Mornings/sleepy behavior
My parents. That's right.
Garage sales
Dirty hair
Microondas
Christmas
Flannel sheets
Amusing GIFs and macros
Rug merchants
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Chuckwagons
Bric-a-brac
Beverages
Making up words
Recieving mail
Slushies [not Icees]
Crunk music
Sour Patch Kids
Being home alone
Tripping people
When my comments get plussed on YouTube
Thermoses [thermi?]
Campfires
Ugly and/or seasonal sweaters
Making fun of/insulting people
Cocoa
Assembling and decorating pet cages
Red lightbulbs

I Dislike:
Abbreviations
Most nicknames and slang
People tapping on tables
Humming
Captchas
Loud noises
I generally hate the happiness of others
Answering the phone
Humidity
School
Mascara
People making decisions for me
Axe
The word 'panties'
Teenagers
Pretentious people
When people take forever to get ready
Little dogs
Most girls. Sorry ladies.
Loud noises
Buying food
How I can't save money
People who talk all the time
Excessive use of these things: ♥
Early appointments
People who expect courtesies they don't deserve, or people who expect courtesies period.
Wet food
People who assume
Comic Sans
The bugs in my backyard
People who drink diet pop when they want to lose weight. It's like, why not just drink water?
Social interaction
People who fish for compliments
Political correctness
Sweet n' salty things

Heroes:

Lyle and Deb Taipale, Special Agent Annemarie Lucas