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its Mr Milne to you!

lets all get naked and av a beer an a sing song round the campfire

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: mr milne
Birthday: 17 sept 84
Birthplace: swindon
Current Location: cornwall
Eye Colour: blue
Hair Colour: brown/blonde
Height: taller than some shorter than others
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: the shire
Shoes You Wore Today: brand new nike air max lights reissue from 1987, kiss my face!
Your Weakness: anything wrong
Your Fear: wakin up in a male brothel with a fist up my ass and lots of naked people dancing round me chanting 'can i have another turn' repeatedly whilst covering me in buttons from metal tins then a old man with one leg wearing a bra and stockings comes into the room and starts rubbing his stump on my face
Your Perfect Pizza: ill eat most
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: maybe move again and get back into drawing and painting more again to
First Thought When Waking Up: poop then work
Your Best Physical Feature: my huge biceps
Your Bedtime: not to late on a work night
Pepsi or Coke: there both filth
McDonalds or Burger King: same as above
Single or Group Dates: gang bangs baby! woop woop!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Do you Smoke: try not to, lungs have colapsed six times and have had little bits taken out
Do you Swear: in a world like this with so many assholes you cant not
Do you Sing: when im happy
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: everytime i have a few drinks
Do you want to get Married: yeah for sure i cant look after myself
Do you believe in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: i try and eat healthy and have a fairly physical job which is good enough for me
Do you get along with your Parents: super close
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: the spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um
In the past month have you Smoked: um
In the past month have you been on Drugs: um
In the past month have you gone on a Date: fraid not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: as many souls as i can
Ever been Drunk: what kind of a question is that
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: not as much as i probably deserve when ive had a few jars
Ever Shoplifted: we were all young once
How do you want to Die: with my dick in my hand watching star wars
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the mutts nuts
What country would you most like to Visit: alot of em
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Colour: one blue eye and an eye patch
Favourite Hair Colour:
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 4 foot
Weight: 22 stone plus
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my mum and dad when they first met thirty odd years ago