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the guy your mom warned you about

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brandon here, nice to meet you. have a seat. want something to drink? a soda, water, or perhaps a nice glass of some single barrel bourbon? go on, make yourself at home.
so, how are you today?
really? does it hurt? wow, sorry to hear that. hope it clears up soon.
yeah, i've been doin fine myself. same old same old. work, sleep, breaking up bands, joined a cult, traveling to and from the 10th dimension, breaking girls hearts, collecting dead hamsters, playing drums, a little bit of shark wrestling on the weekends, fighting with the sidewalk, playing pool, scuba diving, and drinking like a fish
no? never tried it?
oh you really should, just you have to watch out for the biters.
yeah, the last one was fun for a little while, but it didnt feel right.
well, have fun hanging out here, try not to drink all my liqour or smoke all my weed. but by all means, enjoy yourself. oh yeah, watch out for that 1st step.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i would really love to meet god and satan. also i would love to meet john bonham, brad nowell, kurt cobain, frank zappa, jim morrison, john lennon, aleister crowly...

My Blog

things my father taught me

The measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas. The measurement to the second joint is 2 inches...depth for corn. Return borrowed things in better sha...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:28:00 GMT

Raging Hard-ons

So I decide to go out to a local pub last night only to discover that it's $2 pint night! What a pleasant surprise. Needless to say, I drink my fill and head home for some shut-eye. Some hours later I...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:44:00 GMT

memories...

doin time...  yeah brings back old and new memories... Summertime and the living's easyAnd Bradley's on the microphone w/ ras m.g.All the people in the dance will agreeThat we are well qualified ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:32:00 GMT

Dear Beer....

Dear Beer, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, beer at the game, and you're even aroun...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:08:00 GMT

LADIES!!

We are a group of circus clowns looking for a female to share. We have done this many times before, but lately it seems that all the women on this site want a "sugar daddy" or be paid to fulfill their...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Rules of Breaking Up

There seems to have been some confusion regarding division of property and space since we have broken up. YOU, hereafter referred to as the Dumper, do not retain the same rights to such things as ME, ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:57:00 GMT

ITS FRIDAY!!!

ITS FRIDAY!!!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:14:00 GMT