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MadamMcLarnon

I am here for Friends

About Me


(my life in a box)
So...
i'm quite in love with
my smoothie maker
sewing machine
leather jacket
mummaroo
ink
the bathroom sink
dita von teese
unexpected texts
acting aspiration
dedication
a kiss on the cheek
having a leak
rhyming?
fat people running
old couples holding hands
'candy'
being randy
strip tease
losing 1 of my senses
my shoe collection
train journeys
fizzy pop
being dared
being scared
cheesecake pin-ups
plastic chip forks
spooning
dropping the beat
tripping over my own feet
and...
the people i have the pleasure of calling my friends.
(in no particular order!)
:)
Call me a gawk, but i don't drink, smoke or have any intentention of intoxication, on the contrary, i can swear a storm, absolutley adore the art of strip tease and watch porn.
;)
Call me whatever, but i now actually do drink, smoke and have every intention on having fun!