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Bud

Make out, Fall Out, Make Up

About Me

Originally from planet X, now resident on planet EaRtH. I have Green luminous skin which I have to cover with tons of foundation to pass as Human. The style of dress on my planet is very similar to that worn by late 70's new wave bands such as 999, Blondie and Devo.Pimp-My-Profile

I made my myspace profile using crayons

My Interests

Clothes, getting my imaginary dream haircut, writing, screen printing, collecting exploitation movie posters I only have 5, but they're expensive and I'm poor.Startling trousers.

I'd like to meet:

Bono.... So I could lecture him for hours on end in a really annoying hectoring voice about how making very horrible records is not a good thing and how we should get together and try and put an end to it.

Music:

Redd Kross, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Futureheads, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Camera Obscura, Shangri La’s, We Are Scientists, Ramones, Pink Grease, Headless, Adam and the Ants, Pink Grease,Love of Diagrams,Wire,Gang of Four, Revillos,Joan Jett,Runaways, New York Dolls,Love is All, Dickies, Stooges, Lady Sovereign,Sex Pistols, Hole,My Chemical Romance, Otis Redding,Adam Green,lots of Stax and Motown, 60’s girl groups,Fanfarlo, Long Blondes, Pulp, Ravonettes, Jonathan Richman, Ronnettes, Rapture, No Doubt, Louis XIV,Horrors,Metric, I also have a soft spot for pop R and B such as En Vogue, TLC, and Chiara ,Human League, Blondie, Lunachicks, Donnas, Kiss,Cramps,U2 are shit and need to be destroyed

Movies:

Hairspray, Nowhere, Goodfellas, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Night of the Living Dead, Fallen Angels, That Obscure Object of Desire, Chinese Ghost Story, La Belle et La Bette, Bullet in The Head, Santa Sangre, Lady Eve, Audition, Once Upon a Time in America, Grace of My Heart, Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain, Eyes Without a face,Cruel Intentions,This is England

Television:

Footballers Wives, Steptoe and Son, Newsnight, West Wing, Fairly Odd Parents, House of Elliot

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut esp Breakfast of Champions and Bluebeard, Angela Carter, Anne Rice, Tama Janowitz, Magazines are probably the highest form of art that mankind has ever created.

Heroes:

Traci Lords, Luis Bunuel, Kirsty Maclean, Iggy Pop, John Waters, Drew Barrymore, Groucho Marx, Bernard Lansky,Machiavelli, Naomi Campbell

My Blog

Why would you want to listen to Led Zeppelin when you can..

Do far more pleasant things such as slashing your wrists and drinking bleach. I know someone who worked on the opening of the Virgin megastore at Piccadilly. They took a cast of Jimmy Page's hands. Fu...
Posted by Bud on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

Listen to less music

People I work with do not understand how ludicrous I find it that people can just walk off of the street, come in and buy a Led Zeppelin album. It just befuddles me.
Posted by Bud on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

My beautiful eyes

Had my eyes tested the other day at the 20/20 store opposite Goodge St station. They have this amazing new machine that takes a very high resolution picture of your eyes. You can see the pigment, all ...
Posted by Bud on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

A tragedy beyond space and time

What with all of this palaver about the world cup, it's easy for us to forget that footballers wives has been cancelled, and how they stupidly missed the opportunity to go out with a world cup special...
Posted by Bud on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

Small Dogs

I would like to see the metric system replaced with a measurement system based on small dogs. If someone said to you 'how for is it from your house to the local pub' you would say 'Oh about 350 small ...
Posted by Bud on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST

What the world needs is more South African theme pubs...

There really is a South African theme pub in Leytonstone called 'Zulu's'..... 
Posted by Bud on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

Re-Mastered CD's

I really don't understand Re-Mastered CD's. I'm sure they'd sell a lot more of them if  they stuck a sticker on the front saying 'LOUDER'. I don't understand what remastering is but I d...
Posted by Bud on Sun, 28 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

Pink Jacket

Saw a gorgeous pink jacket the other day. It was a gorgeous pink as well, not a rubbish salmon pink but a proper girls pink. It looked rather splendid on, particularly with the red jumper I was w...
Posted by Bud on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:52:00 PST

Wizards

One of my lifelong ambitions is to totally Re-Brand Wizards. I'm totally good with the conjuring with mystic forces and spellcasting stuff, but they're such scruffy fuckers. They have Beards (urgh) an...
Posted by Bud on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:58:00 PST