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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Painter, musician, pseudo-architect, ametuer gardener, and some other stuff. Need to replace a lightbulb? I can help. Don't know how to change your oil? I can point you towards a Lube King. Have beer? I'll drink it. Afraid of the monster hiding in your closet? I'll kick it's ass... and stuff it for $2 extra. However, if you'd like me to refill an ice tray and transfer it to the freezer without spilling any water, it ain't gonna happen. When I'm not busy making the world a better place you can find me pluckin on a guitar, reading in the hammock, improvising meals on the grill or sleeping.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Folks who fly under the radar, looking for exploitable weaknesses in the machine. Also: Samantha Morton, TOM(not Tim) Robbins, Rene Magritte, Alex Lifeson, Nicole Sullivan, Willie Nelson, Adriana Lima, Stephen Hawking, Morrisey, Carl Sagan and any of the good people on my friends list. If I don't get to meet any of the above mentioned, I'll gladly settle for anyone who can make me a decent club sandwich.

My Blog

True Story

..> ..> True Story Yesterday, I saw a rat in my workshop. I hate 'em but don't really like killing things so I went down to Henne's and bought a live trap.... got home, baited trap and put it in th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Collection of Funny Stuff

One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asked for the first voluntee...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 13:17:00 GMT