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Sam

ellie cant afford to see europe so she's sleeping with it instead.... Jake quote.

About Me

Hey! I'm young, free and single, blonde, very small, girly and love all typical girly things like shopping, buying shoes, handbags, clothes, accessories, more shopping of any variety (yes i have a shopping problem) also like going out with my mates (alcoholism is another problem of mine)etc etc my favourite drink is vodka lime and lemonade, and yes i know its cheating because the lime takes the taste of the vodka away but I LIKE IT!! Thats closely followed by vodka and cranberry juice, oh and wine preferably rose blossom hill mmm ... i hate whisky and hate the smell of bacardi had bad experiences with it as a small and underage drinker aged about 13. Another good drink is Tia Maria and pure orange juice sounds disgusting but if u like chocolate orange its fab! Albeit very sickley. I always think about doing everything want to do it... never get round to it... thats me, full of intentions. Time passes so quickly though goddamit. I hate ignorant people. No need for it. I hate falling out with people i'll stand my ground but i don't like it. I don't like people who hurt animals either HOW GAY AM I? It just makes me sad. haha. oh yeh.... and i'm at uni doing a law degree (i use the term doing very loosely....)I used to hate people who write far too much about themselves on these stupid things... however i got bored at work and needless to say i've become one of those people...... boredoms an evil thing.
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Name: Sam
Birthday: 13th January 1985
Birthplace: Scunthorpe
Current Location: Bottesford
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 foot 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: From the best
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown boots
Your Weakness: fit men and cute animals, and being incredibly lazy
Your Fears: being shot or dying in a fire..... don't ask???
Your Perfect Pizza: meeeeeaaaaaaaaat feast.... as long as it is a feast of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: er.... finish my degree and get myself a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck it am off back t sleep for a bit
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes so am told
Your Bedtime: whenever my head hits a pillow
Your Most Missed Memory: ??????????
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: oooh thats a tough one
Single or Group Dates: haha whatever goes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: erm... theres not a lot of difference if u ask me
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes i know i'm a bad girl
Do you Swear: i'm a lady
Do you Sing: yes in the car in the shower when am hammered
Do you Shower Daily: yes i'm very clean
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: only to an outstandingly nice, wealthy and good looking bloke and i've yet to find one who is all 3
Do you belive in yourself: if i don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: depends what kind of day im having
Are you a Health Freak: haha me??? nah don't have the time
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i'm inside otherwise they scare the shit outta me
Do you play an Instrument: nope... the recorder when i was at primary school does that count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ooooh hell yes
In the past month have you Smoked: sssssssssssh now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the....?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: er nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hehe no but sounds like fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no!!!
Ever been Drunk: i'm a student thats a daft question
Ever been called a Tease: yep yesterday actually
Ever been Beaten up: no i'm hard hehe as if
Ever Shoplifted: hasn't this already been asked????
How do you want to Die: old and peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: someone who earns a lot of money
What country would you most like to Visit: australia, fiji, canada, singapore, new zealand, thailand, america, mexico, cuba, the list is endless
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any no ginnas tho
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me which isnt hard
Weight: slim not skinny and not fat
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: in a boy or girl???? hahahahahahahaha
Number of CDs I own: wouldn't like to say... too many
Number of Piercings: two one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none hate them on girls
Number of things in my Past I Regret: far too many to mention... most of them man related
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My Interests

Going out and getting hammered with my mates, shopping for shoes, clothes make up blah blah blah, listening to music, being around my friends....yeh just the usual

I'd like to meet:

.. Absolutely anyone

Music:

all kinds... a big mixture, wouldn't want to categorise my music taste!

Movies:

Anything that makes me giggle or has fit men in.... superficial??? me????

Television:

Soap Queen.... love them all Eastenders, Coronation St, Hollyoaks, Emmerdale, Neighbours NOT home and away though.. uh.. deal or no deal rules!!! hehe also absolutely love shameless, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps and desperate housewives, 70's show, two and a half men, malcolm in the middle, newlyweds (coughs). Sex n the City too......... and friends..... and the simpsons... god i watch too much tv.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice is my favourite closely followed by any other Jane Austin books and anything by Karin Slaughter, Ben Elton, Dan Brown (anything other than a law textbook...)

Heroes:

i need a hero............

My Blog

Jen's comments are just PURE genius

Hilarious comments from my mate Jen.... On one of my regular ventures to Hull the other week i stayed with all my old housemates, we were having a laugh just chatting and stuff as u do ......ANYWAY th...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST