Ahhhh alcohol...the cause of and solutions to all life’s problems |
Let's drink until we can't feel feelings anymore......
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:18:00 GMT |
RIP Erik |
You were always what I looked up to, what I aspired to be. You taught me how stupid drugs were, how much more you could get out of life without them. You showed me how the Mountain of Dew ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
I usually don’t look down on a job somebody has |
However the people who stand on street corners holding signs along the lines of "New Houses!" with a big arrow pointing in the direction deserves some contempt.
I mean, how little does your boss have ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:45:00 GMT |
What happens in Vegas.....stays in Vegas..... |
They don't really explain that this does NOT apply to arrest reports.....
Just thought I'd give everybody a heads up so you don't repeat my mistakes.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:28:00 GMT |
So they say..... |
So I read somewhere that there's like an 80% chance you'll meet the person you'll marry at your work.
Great.....I work from home.
Guess its you and me lefty.....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
You know you're a good friend when..... |
Your buddy is so trashed that you'll steal his keys off the table, argue with him that you didn't take them until he's so drunk he doesn't realize you're opening his passenger door for him, then when ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:59:00 GMT |
I am now and forever known as.....Trickypants |
All hail Trickypants!!!
Long story......but this now replaces "Sasquatch", "Yeti", "Kraut-Spaghetti Slurper", "Ghost-boy", "Phantom" and any other ghost-related names.....
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:01:00 GMT |
Airport security has really gotten nutty.... |
Normally I don't bitch about airports, cuz really, it's been done to death. However the one I saw recently I really have to comment on. There was a written notice at the security checkpoin...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:54:00 GMT |
Have you ever farted? |
And it stank so bad the first thought to pop into your head is that nobody would ever find you sexually attractive again? : (
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
How much better can razor blades get? |
Honestly? First it was two blades, then three blades with a moisturizing gel to sooth your face as you shave, and now it's up to five blades! What could possibly be next? A blade tha...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:46:00 GMT |
