Ew. |
Imagine for a moment that this guy: is attending a wedding reception with this woman: Since they're sitting at a table together, it's easy to assume that they aren't actually TOGETHER ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:23:00 GMT |
Your dress is lovely, Mrs. Hatfield! Wait, I mean, Mrs. McCoy.... |
Our 4th wedding for this particular family/friend group - yes Bartender refused to serve me a glass of ice water because the "bar was closed to get ready for the introductions" - yes...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:57:00 GMT |
This was the whole toast... |
HTML clipboard "Uhh, ok. Everybody shut up. Yeah. Alright, so I'm the best man and I just want to say to Ronald and Nancy... Uhh, you made your f^(kin' bed,...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
TravelGate |
D & H were on their way to a gig in Monroe, CT which, according to Mapquest, is about a two-hour drive from Providence. Traffic was heavy but not stop-and-go, and they left with plenty of ti...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:43:00 GMT |
Did you ever know that youre my heeeeee-ro? |
We kid C, frequently, because it's easy and fun to tweak the boss's nose. However, it's worth pointing out that without him there would be no brides, no horrible toasts to make fun of (and exaggerat...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:21:00 GMT |
Oil, lube and check the tires |
Overheard in the express elevator at the Biltmore Hotel in Providence, RI:Mom: "Ok, honey, you'll be getting off at the ninth floor. Our room is number 968."Twelve-year-old (or so) daughte...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 14:01:00 GMT |
Shout! Shout! Shout at the...? |
Ah, "Shout." I forget; have I ever mentioned "Shout"? It gets weirder every time we play this thing, and we had a couple of particularly good ones lately. Outdoor gig, on the water:&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
No wheelies on the pool deck, Grandma |
Disney-themed wedding cake: yes (Cinderella and Prince Charming)Ben Folds' "The Luckiest" for First Dance: yes, which makes up for the cakeSubstitute keyboard player: yes. Get ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:13:00 GMT |
Sibling rivalry |
The bride's dance with her father is one of the traditional highlights at a wedding reception. Most people stop what they're doing to watch, and it usually generates more tears than any other ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
And may their first child be a masculine child |
"Good evening. "To all of our family; friends; esteemed and honored clergy; visiting dignitaries... Hello. "On behalf o...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
