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Grand Inquisitor

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

ME: Poet, boy, man, geek, crow; peeking through the veil; owl feathers, derailed pride, a shiv of hidden wit; William Gibson clutching an electron shotgun aimed at my laptop; compass-zigzags on a ship of laterns; paranoid antibotic message translator. Hierophant; A designer spice, expanding; Opals, and Uluru's flaming mane; A rusty, steel anarchist; libertarian; Palahniuk in an invisible junkyard full of beauty; Gilgamesh; and bagpipes, cuz they sound like banshees through the mist of an April morning.

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

My Interests

french onion soup, garden shears, catastrophic perosnalities, angelic voices, the apocalyptic wind that howls through the canyon near my abode, jalapeno chips and banana peppers, back-arching o-faces, clam chowder and tabasco sauce, Nipponese objet d'art, occult studies, nemesis, lotr, El Hazard, HP Lovecraft, shiny pennies, three-legged dogs, caramel lattes, quadrille notepads, mechanical pencils, fear, the moment right after avoiding an accident

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, Genghis Khan, Bulwif, interface cowboys and joeboys, the designer of that babump babump babump, and William Gibson.Seriously. Would like to meet some cool peoples with creative impulses and whimsical personalities, for some astral adventures and/or coffeehouse philosophy, checkers, and the occassion mini-golf game. Perhaps even a spot of the ol' oak barrell vino reserve, or perhaps a night of mischief drive to groovy tunes, and skating down the asphalt to vegas, or someplace more exciting, like a lost city, or perhaps a ghost town... or just my backyard. whatever floats your fancy.

Music:

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Bright Eyes, Belle and Sebastian, Halfway Home, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, Autechre, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Tool, Anita Coats, Rufus Wainwright, Chris Delmhorst, Counting Crows, Damien Rice, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Remy Zero, Portishead, Apocalyptica, The Cranberries, Gin Blossoms, The Mars Volta, Lenny Kravitz, Relish, Joan Osborne, I And J, Everything But the Girl, Massive Attack, A Perfect Circle, Fiona Apple, Zero 7, The Shins, Patty Griffin, James Brown, Otis Redding, Jonny Lang, Billie Holiday, Evanescence, Eric Clapton, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Phantom of the Opera, Juno Reactor, Maroon 5, BB King, White Stripes, Coldplay, The Autumns

Movies:

Amelie, Boondock Saints, Thirteenth Warrior, LOTR, Empire Records, Gattaca, Grosse Point Blank, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Fight Club, Lord of Illusions, Last of the Mohicans, Dark City, Tombstone, Goonies, My Girl Friday, Walk Don't Run

Television:

television... oh that's the thing I use to play movies and videogames on... yeah...

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Invisible Monsters, Hokkaido Popsicle, Tokyo Sucker Punch, Neuromancer, The Chronicles of Amber, Art of War, The Prince, Lullaby, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Another Roadside Attraction

Heroes:

My grandmother, who I never knew, but the stories about her willful protest of political stupidity, and her wild character (she was a flapper back in the day) make me realize I've got that wild streak, even if my mother tried to steer me away from it.

My Blog

300 codpieces, screaming in the night...

/yawnI saw it at the Imax./yawnIt was... overrated.I kept wondering when the real spartans were going to show up and push the fake 300 off cliff.Honestly, I was less disappointed about the lack histo...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Existential Tonguing; Mildly-Racist Brainstem; Caramel Coffee

I'm consistently amazed by humans -- our singular ability to abandon compassion. We can all dip into the low-brow, crass, and ugly thoughts towards one another. However you want to break it down, w...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:28:00 PST

Literal, Compromised Combustion

CURRENT MOOD:  if you're happy and you know it CURRENTLY READING: Dragonshadow, by Barbara Hambly; and TS Eliot, Selected Poems CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:  Tom Waits' following Albums: Mule V...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

Upon Reflection, I Believe You Just Enjoy Hearing Me Say "Fuck You"

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2006 7:00PM *big sigh*  Returned to old house to retrieve a box delivered there by Charles' employer (a new computer, via UPS).  At 7:00, Mr. D (aka Ball-Be-Gone ...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST

Odin pulled out his glass eye, and handed it to me

2006.02.04Some where near the gas station, where empty things need to be filled with violent liquids, you begin to read the beliefs between the lines.In Africa, diamonds are things of blood and turmo...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:35:00 PST

The Eventual Collapse of Stupidity (and ball-less men that wear tight black shirts)

Let's take a step back a few days FRIDAY, JANUARY 27, 2006 PHASE I OF THE MOVECharles, John, and I begin the first phase of the move from the House of Fun.  Get U-Haul.  Acquire...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST

Schiesty, Schizy, and Shady -- the 3 S's

FURTHER ARGUMENTS AGAINST SHIFTY BITCHES, AND THEIR MALE CONCUBINES Ive received notice from my dear landlady that she will be charging us for any damages, and further more, shell be charging us for...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:11:00 PST

Ahmadinejad Tickles the Western Posterior with his Nuclear Penis, while I prepare to move

Holy shit! I've been so lax in my blog writing due to numerous other stresses including: current landlady stupidities, finding another place to live (successful), normal work stress (which always se...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST

Chatting Up the Chank, Whilst J. Edgar Hoover Administers Shock Therapy

The last two weeks have been ones of dizzy-making conversations of what love and beauty mean; they have been filled with my dreams of darker things, as I consume more esoteric mythos of non-existent c...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

God dreams of cookies

The jam sessions at the coffeehouse are back. Caffeine is the demons' blood coursing through my veins. I'm awake in the attic, playing with father's guns. A man stumbles out of Australia, b...
Posted by Grand Inquisitor on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:51:00 PST