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About Me

Attention, Bitches
Krissii here.
There is a 99 percent chance I hate you,
Are you willing to take the risk?
I'm a biter. So don't get too close.
Unles you're really hot and into that kind of thing, then come as close as you want. XD
I am a Nazi for grammar, being online doesn't give you a pass to stupidity.
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I sleep all day and party all night
And by party I mean watch TV and sit online.
If I was a guy, I'd be the worlds prettiest drag queen.
Just because I could be.
When I grow up, I'm going to be a fag hag.
...And that's me being deadly serious.
Karen Walker is my hero. I want to be exactly that rude, hot and rich when I grow up.
Sarcasm is my present to the universe.
Appreciate it.
I'm an athiest, don't preach to me. I don't take kindly to it.
I'm lazy as fuck,
Because I can be.
I live in Warnbro, because I can.
Also I'm too poor not to.
I fail to see the problem with being rude and a bitch.
I don't care what you think.
My opinion is the shit,
...Unlike your face.
And on that note, ass hats, I'm out.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Santa Clause. so i can KICK HIM IN THE BALLS FOR NOT GETTING ME WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!

As far as people go, I think I've met all the people I need to. I love the friends i have, I wouldn't change them for anything. Okay, maybe a lot of money. Hahahahaha.

My Blog

So I'm going to need an Alibi....

For when I set my bitchin dogs on my neighbours and their filthy children. If ever there were people who deserved to be mauled by a pack of roaming dogs, it's the parents of certain children in my are...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:08:00 GMT

Cannot believe it.

I really can't. These lowlives, these scum bags. The ones who are the reason that AT LEAST 84 people are now dead, killed in a most awful fashion, killed in an inferno, are still loose. These pigs who...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:54:00 GMT

Fucken hell.

So I'm utterly done holding my tongue in the interest of political correctness. I'm tired of having to tip toe around, agreeing with decisions Kevin Rudd made on behalf of an entire country of people....
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:34:00 GMT

101 Facts about me.

Time for another lesson of listing with numbers, by me. 1. I am a virgin. I'm not a prude, I'm not religious, I just haven't bothered to meet any male person of interest. Deal with it.2. I WON'T have ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:26:00 GMT

Ramblings.

Kay. So it's 2.49am, and I'm bored, so I'm going to le blog. It's about time I gifted the world with my eloquent amazing prose, and here goes. The justice system is fucked. I have no respect for it. *...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:49:00 GMT

Just a list.

I'm an adult now. I'm not entirely sure what that means yet. I'm not a people person. I prefer to be alone. Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I'm happy. I find myself utterly addicted to ji...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:04:00 GMT

Why I'm not happy today.

Fuck. Brisingr sucks. It is the Order of the Pheonix of the Inheritence Cycle. Boring, too long, lame and pointless. Seriously, I don't give a fuck about ninety eight percent of what's ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:42:00 GMT

Things that piss me off today.

There are not words to describe how much I hate my computer. This laptop is the shittiest piece of shit, ever. More on that later. Love songs are for retards. I hate them, and not just because they re...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:04:00 GMT

The great Escape.

There's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who you're going to be. Sometimes, they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes, they're not. Life is the sort of thing th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Jo.

Awesome. My friends deserve their own blogs. So while I sit here watching Imaginationland again, I will write blogs about Jo and Amy, starting with Jo. When I first met Jo, I'm pretty sure I d...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:34:00 GMT