Ok so here goes, some random emo i don't even know messaged me on my space and told me surely i have something to write in the about me section of my myspace...so here it is. I HATE LAME PEOPLE and she tops the list. Unlike her i have other things to do than google pictures of Death and Evil and add them to my myspace...ok who am i kidding no i dont.
So my name is Andrew. People call me mcfuckin, or mcfuckingsweeney or McSweeney, and girls can call me andy but not men.
I work Part time in a Vodafone customer Care centre when not at uni, and i worked out on my graphics calculator that the call centre is 98% lame, of which i am of the 2% minority.
I have been stalked through the streets of cheltenham by an old Mr Baldy type character, i have had diet coke poured over my head by 3 black transexuals in the middle of the southland food court because apparantely my "mummy hasnt taught me its rude to stare" yet, i have appeared on Australian Idol, I don't have aids, I have failed 5 subjects at Uni, I want my next girlfriend to have brunette hair and a nose piercing, I am not fussy, I barrack for Collingwood, I sing, I apparantely spend more time to get ready than homosexual male girl and i'm friends with several Jewish People.
I am not Emo, or Rock, or Punk, or Surfie, or Aboriginal (however i'm currently working on a master tan to rival Ernie Dingo). I do not classify myself belonging to any of the subgroups that exist in society at the moment, althoguh they are even more mainstream now than the former teeny bop breed. I just like what i like, do what i do, I like music but not one specific genre or band, and i like to dress nice in clothes that i like, but hate house music and most clubs despite 'metro' taunts by my friends.
Anyone who has read this far has possibly wondered how i bagged the Emo with 'too much time on her hands' yet wrote my uni honours thesis in my about me section- well hopefully my tutors see it.
Enjoy and any1 willing to accept $3 to show me how to put a good design and song on my site can.
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