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Welcome! from this point on you will be out of place and underdressed. This is the official myspace page of the man who is said to have "a face that could stop a sledgehammer." Please go about the page and make your decision if you would like to have him in your extended network, but before you do that, why don't you take a look at some of the comments being made about a man that is "sure enough about my manhood to wear purple":"a ba*#@rd"
-josh reynolds
"weight reducing"
-FDA
"yeah, i d makeout with him......again..."
-keira knightley (pirates of the caribbean)
"he owes me five dollars"
-britney spears
"speaks finnish like a swede"
-t-bags
"makes your mother wish she were twenty years younger"
-usher (pronounced er-sure)While currently boasting a friends list of 85,(and claiming to actually know 45 of them) he has given himself the title of the prince of Myspace.
Though doubters may make themselves present, here are some little known facts about this statue of a man, such as the following:He claims to have wrestled and beat Andre the Giant. (Though due to the current restraints of time travel this has proven false)
Brysons own comments on the topic: "dude...shutup about time travel, i did too beat andre the giant."Though he has only been home from his mission for four weeks, he has already lost his temple recommend.
Brysons thoughts on the topic: "somebody stole my wallet"He Claims to have dated Gisele and then dumped her because she wasn't good looking enough for him.He claims to have the same skin disease as Michael Jackson. His own comments on the topic:
"dude.....I usto be black."If you have been persuaded that you would like to honor yourself with the glory of being his 86th friend, please add him. If you are dissatisfied, offended, or just a hater, we refer you to the instructions given on the following website: www.myspace.com/theofficialbrysonbellaccomohaterspage
