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DAve

I am here for Friends

My Interests

Music:

Radiohead, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Charo, Linus.

Movies:

Nonlinear pornographic docudramas.

Television:

The Logie Baird Fan Club, SportsCenter.

Books:

The Bible, anything by PJ O'Rourke, Thomas the Tank Engine Runs Some Shit Over.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Shane MacGowan, Jesus, me.

My Blog

About moi

Post your own answers in the comments. Do it. Seriously, just shut up and do it.How well do you know me? For instance, did you know:Four jobs I've had in my life:1. Warehouse worker2. Clerk at a conv...
Posted by DAve on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:48:00 PST

Website Update

    I've updated my site.Go there and stuff.http://www.daveakins.com/blog
Posted by DAve on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:07:00 PST

For God's sake, leave me alone already

OK... I get it. You're in a band. And you want to get your music "out there" by recruiting people like me via Myspace to be your friend. Lemme let you in on a little secret: You suck. Look, I kn...
Posted by DAve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is it a rule

that if you're a guy on MySpace you have to submit a picture with your shirt off, looking all dour? You people are pathetic, you know that?
Posted by DAve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST