So I guess I talk about myself here, trying not to sound conceited, and at the same time not dull or lame. Well like everyone, I like to have fun, whether it is just hanging out at home or out and about doin shit like Frisbee golf. Humor is how I express myself for the most part, mainly sarcasm. When I'm not giving people shit in a loving, sarcastic manner; I am listening to conversations or just watching people. I find you learn more about people by observing them, then you would if you asked them a bunch of random questions.
LOCATION
I am currently residing in the town of Barnstable. I have been living in Barnstable since mid-summer. I have lived on Cape Cod pretty much my whole life. I do move from town to town often.
EDUCATION
I am a college student at the wonderful Cape Cod Community College, located in scenic Barnstable, Ma. I am enrolled in the Business Degree program with a concentration study of management and marketing. Some day I hope to open my own coffee house, hopefully up in the Amherst area.
Other than all of that, I dont think I have much else to say..... well other than if you read all of this you are either bored as all hell or stalking me.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Johnny
Date of Birth: October 10th 1982
Birthplace: Wareham, Ma
Current Location: Barnstable, Ma
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Yellow, sometimes blue, other times green or orange or even red
Height: 6'0''
Heritage: Irish / Norweigen...... I'm a mutt
Piercings: 12
Tattoos: 4
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Reel Big Fish
Song:
Movie: It's a toss-up between Snatch, Princess Bride
Disney Movie: The Emperors New Groove
TV show: Entourage
Color: Green
Food: Chicken Parm
Pizza topping: Chicken Broccolli Feta
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mocha
Drink (alcoholic): Sam Adams Oktoberfest
Soda: Don't really drink soda but Coke is good I guess
Store: Best Buy, when they aren't ripping me off or acting like Asses
Clothing Brand: Adidas
Shoe Brand: DC
Season: Summer
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Halloween / Oktoberfest
Flower:
Make-Up Item:
Board game: Cribbage / Risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruits
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person, I hate talking on the phone for more than 2 minutes
Looks or personality: personality is essential but looks help
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: To be financially stable again
Most missed memory: Being on cruise with the Maritime Academy
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: Fuck, why do I have to get up.
Hypothetical personality disorder: Socially Dependant on others
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Screw plastic surgery.
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the grouch, I'm really not cranky I just think the poor bastard is misunderstood
Fairytale alter ego: I wouldn't be the prince type, I would be his right hand man though
Most stupid remark: Hey look I can poke that with this
Worst crime: Looking so damn good
Greatest ambition: Owning my own business
Greatest fear: Being alone
Darkest secret: WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: A plastic baby doll with instuctions on how to carve the infant in order to retrieve the candy from inside
Worst habit: Smoking
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Uh huh
Curse: Fuck yeah
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Who doesn't, unless you got hit by lightning or something
Dance in the rain: I have a lot of fun dancing in the rain
Sing: Karaoke nights are always fun
Play an instrument: Does Guitar Hero count....... Actually I Try to play bass
Get along with your parents: Of course, I love them dearly
Wish on stars: Only when I'm down and out.
Believe in fate: I believe that somethings are ment to be, but you always have the free will to choose
Believe in love at first sight: It sounds like it would be nice
Can You:
Drive: I like to go fast
Sew: I'm a sewing machine, I make my own Kilts
Cook: I sure hope so, wither that or I'm gonna be out of a job when they find out
Speak another language: Only bad english
Dance: We can dance if we want to.....
Sing: Only Karaoke, and I don't think I'm as bad as some of the people there
Touch your nose with your tongue: That would be very impressive, the ladies must love that
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: I use to but the peircing makes it a little difficult
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yeah, I like to call it soberly impaired
Been Stoned/High: On the occasion, once in a blue moon
Eaten Sushi: I love sushi
Been in Love: Whats the definition of love you are asking for
Skipped school: Once or twice
Made prank calls: Yeah
Sent someone a love letter: Yep, that back fired though
Stolen something: I like to call it borrowing with out the intent of return
Cried yourself to sleep: You are lying if you say that you never did. Eveyone has at least once.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Clingy people. People who are completely useless
Are you right or left handed? righty
What is your bedtime? whenever I pass out
Name three things you can't live without: Friends, Music, Beer
What is the color of your room? Light blue
Do you have any siblings? Two older brothers
Do you have any pets? A Beagle named Jo, he is an assh0le
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? If I could get away with it
What is you middle name? Paul
What are you nicknames? The Johnny Lama, Inbred Johnny
Are you for or against gay marriage? For
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't like abortion but everyone should have there right to choose
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? In my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 41
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Light hair
Eye color: Green
Height 5'4" - 5'8"
Weight 120 give or take
Most important physical feature: Smile / eyes
Biggest turn-off Bad Teeth
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